- J.D. Bennett: [loudly over the music] How can a respected scientist stoop to having brilliant inventions
- [it stops]
- J.D. Bennett: USED TO PLAY ROCK'N'ROLL?
- [everyone stares; chuckles awkwardly]
- J.D. Bennett: Sorry.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Well, the last time I saw you you were trying to prove that rock'n'roll could cure the common cold.
- Dr. Bruce "Bad Brains" Huxter: Hey, I haven't had a sniffle in fifteen years.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [the Bandroids are Metalhand, Techno Tex, Rivet Rick, and...] You named him Bob?
- Dr. Bruce "Bad Brains" Huxter: Hey, what would *you* call him?
- Bob: [laughs] I'd call him ultra-cute.
- Bob: C-c-c-c-cute? I'm a r-r-r-r-r-r-rock'n'r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-roll legend. And legends are n-n-n-n-n-n-not cute. We're irresistible.
- Glove: If I were in charge, we would've blasted them to bits long ago.
- Dr. Scarab: In charge? You? *I'll* give you a charge.
- Madame-O: [aiming] Prepare for your swan song.
- Techno Tex: [blasts the harp out of her grip] Never did like songs about animals. 'Ceptin' cows.
- Bionic-1: We've found The Bandroids. They seem to be out of energy. No sign of Rock-1, I'm afraid.
- Dr. Bruce "Bad Brains" Huxter: And who says there's nothing funny on TV?
- Stagehand: Oh, great. I gotta go out and tell fifty-thousand crazed teenagers, that they got to wait.
- Mechanic: I only thought...
- Dr. Scarab: This will teach you that I do the thinking around here.
- [zaps him]
- Sleezoid Member: [as he attacks] What is that moron Mechanic doing?
- Mechanic: For once, he's showing some brains.
- Dr. Bruce "Bad Brains" Huxter: [having The Bandroids open their heads for repairs] Time to blow your tops, guys.