The Boat That Rocked (2009)
Rhys Darby: Angus Nutsford
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Quotes
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Angus : The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?
Dave : They've split up.
Angus : I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.
Dave : I intend to stop you doing so.
Mark : [silently stands up and lights a cigarette]
Simon : As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music. And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.
'On-The-Hour' John : I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.
Bob Silver 'the Dawn Treader' : I've got nowhere else to go.
Harold : I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.
Felicity : Can't let everyone starve. And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.
Thick Kevin : I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me. Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.
'Young' Carl : Obviously, I'm in. You're the only people in the world who like me.
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Angus : 'How about it?' How about this? Try and fuck your way out of this one Mark!
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Angus : Official sources word today sad to announce this separation of Simon and Eleanor, after 17 hours of marriage. It is understood due to musical differences.
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Dave : Sure throwing him in is the best way to get him to learn how to swim?
The Count : Absolutely.
Dave : Ok.
The Count : On second thought, it might just be for kids.
Angus : I can't touch the bottom!
The Count : Yeah, that's right. Throw a baby in, it floats. Instinctively, naturally. It's a beautiful thing. I think if you throw in an adult, doesn't work that way.
Angus : Goodbye!
