Corner Gas (TV Series)

Dark Circles (2007)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• [Davis, believing Oscar is quarreling with Emma, is letting him stay at his house] 

  Wanda Dollard : Do you have any idea what it would be like to live with Oscar?

  Davis Quinton : I'm about to find out.

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah, well, Emma put in 40 years. By the time you hit 40 minutes, you'll be thinking of places to hide the body.

• [Brent's new, black gas station uniform shirt inspires him to take on a too-cool attitude] 

  Gas Customer : Yeah, so it was cloudy this morning, but it looks like it's clearing up.

  Brent Leroy : Whoopty ding.

  Gas Customer : Pardon?

  Brent Leroy : You heard me.

  [inside Corner Gas, Lacey stares at Brent through a window] 

  Wanda Dollard : Drool much?

  Lacey Burrows : I am not drooling.

  Wanda Dollard : Whatever you say, Droolie, but you like this new bad boy Brent, don'tcha?

  Lacey Burrows : Brent a bad boy? The same Brent who won't eat crunchy peanut butter because, and I quote, "it feels lumpish and bumply"?

  Wanda Dollard : That was Blue Shirt Brent. Black Shirt Brent would eat crunchy peanut butter right off the spoon, no bread. He's a bad boy and you like it.

• Lacey Burrows : Do you notice anything odd about Brent?

  Wanda Dollard : 40 year old dude who reads comic books, he has a 12 pound head, his nose whistles. How much time you got?

  Lacey Burrows : Aw, you know, he just seems different lately. He's not his usual happy-go-lucky... well, goofy-go-lucky... goofy-go-lazy... you know, he's just not himself.

• Hank Yarbo : Hey, is Brent around? Gotta talk to him about something.

  Wanda Dollard : Okay then. Off you go.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah it's, uh, kind of a secretive thing.

  Wanda Dollard : Okay then. Off you go.

  Hank Yarbo : I mean I'd tell you too, Wanda. But every time I tell you about one of my plans... not that this is a plan, necessarily... but you know, you make fun of me.

  Wanda Dollard : [offended]  That's not fair. I don't just make fun of your plans. I make fun of your clothes, and your truck. I make fun of how broke you are, and the stupid things you say, and the weird smell that comes off you sometimes.

  [hurt] 

  Wanda Dollard : Don't I?

  Hank Yarbo : True.

  Wanda Dollard : So then you'll have to admit: I'm pretty fair and well-rounded about it.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah okay, you got a point there. I'm sorry I came down so hard on you.

  Wanda Dollard : Apology accepted.