- Carey Martin: [punishing Zack and Cody] I am so steamed right now, that if I were a mirror, you wouldn't see yourself!
- Mr. Moseby: [after hearing Carey grounding Zack and Cody] Might I suggest 20 years on an island with boy-eating birds?
- Carey Martin: You might. Odd, but you might.
- Carey Martin: Apparently in your room, there's too much fun. This time, you're grounded in the living room.
- Zack Martin: OK.
- [switches on TV]
- Carey Martin: And no TV.
- [takes remote off Zack and switches TV off]
- Zack Martin: Oh, man!
- Cody Martin: Zack, we don't need TV or video games to entertain ourselves.
- Carey Martin: And no cooking.
- Cody Martin: Oh, man!
- Zack Martin: How did I miss The Cheetah Girls?
- Cody Martin: You were tackling that flower maid.
- Zack Martin: For a seven-year-old, she was tough. She had a mean left hook!
- London Tipton: I didn't really put you in my will.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [gasps] But you said you...
- London Tipton: I lied. I needed a way to get you up here.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: What's wrong with "Maddie, get up here?"
- London Tipton: Oh, right. I forgot about that. Sorry.
- Mr. Moseby: I don't know what hurt more - this little bride that jabbed me in the kidneys or the real one that kicked me in the shins!
- London Tipton: So do you enjoy living in the vast forest in the Great Northwest?
- Chris Brown: I live in a loft in New York.
- London Tipton: Interesting, interesting. How difficult is it to find shoes with such big feet?
- Chris Brown: I only wear size 11.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: London, those are the questions for Bigfoot.
- Chris Brown: [in excitement] Bigfoot's on the show?
- Cody Martin: You know, it's funny, we've been crawling around in these vents for years without any problems and these things are only meant to carry air.
- Zack Martin: And we're bigger than we used to be.
- Cody Martin: And if you think about it, I'm amazed that these things can hold us up.
- Zack Martin: Well, chalk it up to good old American craftsmanship.
- [Vent creaks]
- Cody Martin, Zack Martin: Uh-oh!
- Mr. Moseby: I have often said that you that you are a terrible mother.
- Carey Martin: You have?
- Mr. Moseby: [pause] Maybe to other people.
- Carey Martin: I am so sick of this constant cycle of breaking the rules, getting grounded, sneaking out, getting grounded, breaking the rules...
- Zack Martin: Well, maybe you can break the cycle this time by not grounding us.
- Carey Martin: [to Zack and Cody] That is it! You are beyond grounded. The next time you see sunlight - no, oh, actually, no! You're never going to see sunlight again! Because by the time your punishment is over, the sun will have burnt out, collapsed into a black hole and the last remnants of mankind will be living on a rusty little spaceship as the cold silence of space slowly drives them mad!
- Chris Brown: I think she's halfway there!
- Carey Martin: No laughing in the big house.
- Zack Martin: Um, do I get a last meal?
- Carey Martin: Yes, and I'm cooking it.
- Zack Martin: Aren't I being punished enough?