Alpha and Omega (2010)

Justin Long: Humphrey

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Quotes 

• Humphrey : [to a trio of angry bears]  You guys like jokes? Good. Okay, so two bears are eating a clown. And one of the bears says "Does this taste funny to you?"

  [One of the bears knocks him into a mountain] 

  Humphrey : A simple "boo" would have sufficed.

• [from trailer] 

  Paddy : You were relocated to re-populate.

  Kate : Ah!

  Humphrey : Oh, sounds good to me.

  [Kate puts her paw under Humphrey's chin] 

  Kate : No.

• Humphrey : [as he and Kate spin wildly through the air]  What are you doing up here?

  Kate : I'm practice-hunting for our lunch.

  Humphrey : Oh good, 'cause I'm about to lose mine.

  [Gulps] 

  Kate : You are? Ew.

  Humphrey : I'll try to swallow it.

• Kate : [Kate and Humphrey come across a bear]  Don't move, we can handle this.

  Humphrey : We can?

  [Suddenly, two more bears join in] 

  Kate : Okay, *now* we're in trouble!

• Humphrey : You wolves are making us look bad. Look, the caribou are laughing at us!

  [the caribou laugh and shake their rears mockingly] 

  Humphrey : Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl to!

• Kate : Ahh!

  Humphrey : Ahh!

  Kate : Ahh!

  [Grunt's in disgust] 

  Humphrey : [laughs]  Where's Barf?

  Kate : It's Garth, and we're just taking a little break.

  Humphrey : A break?

  Kate : What, is that so strange?

  Humphrey : No, no, no no no, are you kidding? I always like to take a break, ten minutes into a howl.

  Kate : Well I do!

• Kate : Ow! Where am I? Ow!

  Humphrey : Ughh!

  Kate : Humphrey?

  Humphrey : Kate! Where are we?

  Kate : I don't know.

  Humphrey : Oh, maybe we're dead.

  [Both yell ow] 

  Humphrey : Nope, definitely not dead.

  Kate : Ow!

  Humphrey : Well, at least they left us some water.

  Kate : You got water?

  Humphrey : Nope, definitely not water... Kate, what are you doing?

  Kate : Trying to get out! Aghh!

  Humphrey : Ah! Whoa calm down, listen maybe they are taking us to where there is more food.

  Kate : Or maybe we are the food.

  Humphrey : Oh, Kate, you're right, fight, fight fight fight!

  [Both struggle in cages] 

• Humphrey : It's Spring! Whoa, look who's back from alpha school.

  Salty : Forget about it Humphrey, Kate's an Alpha now, and you're, an Omega.

  Humphrey : We're friend's, ok?

  Mooch : Exactly, just friends, end of story.

  Salty : You better set your sites over there, Reba and Janice, the Vegi-tarians

  [Reba and Janice Smile awkwardly] 

• Kate : [Stands up a little and looks around] 

  Kate : Is everyone starring at us?

  Humphrey : Uhhh... well, no not everyone... Yeah! Now they are.

  Kate : Oh, damn! 'Cause i wanted to tell you something.

• Humphrey : You know, we make a pretty good team. Kate and Humphrey, their old adventures. What do ya think?

  Kate : I think you're crazy.

  Humphrey : You think i'm... whoa! No, no i'm telling ya... We're on to something here. Hey baby, stick with me and we'll go places.

  Kate : [laughs a little]  Well, i'll keep that in mind.

• Kate : I think it's about time you should learn how to hunt.

  Humphrey : You know i'm not a hunter, but i got some pretty cool moves.

  Kate : Oh really?

  Humphrey : Yeah, really.

  [playfully tackles her] 

  Humphrey : Ha ha! What did i tell ya?

  Kate : To tell you the truth, i'm impressed.

• [after getting into a fight with another wolf] 

  Humphrey : You mess with the girl again, and you're dead!

  Kate : [surprised]  Humphrey!

• Kate : Humphrey, i just wanted to tell you: these past couple of days, they've been... kinda... fun. You've been kinda... fun.

  Humphrey : [with a smile]  Really?

  Kate : Yeah, really.

  Humphrey : Well, that's... that's great. I told you, baby. We make a pretty good team.

  Kate : We definitely do.

  [she giggles] 

• [from trailer] 

  Kate : What's wrong with you?

  [Humphrey has his paws between his legs] 

  Humphrey : I have to go.

  Kate : Can't you hold it?

  Humphrey : No! I can't.

• Kate : [Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river]  Humphrey!

  Humphrey : [Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate]  Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan

  Kate : I can see that

  Humphrey : Kate, grab my tail.

  Kate : Grab your what?

  Humphrey : Take those alpha jaws and grab...

  [Kate bites Humphrey tail] 

  Humphrey : OW! my tail, my tail

• Humphrey : Guys, honestly, caribou is overrated.

  Kate : Hmph.

  Humphrey : Now instead, keep an open mind, I just want you to keep an open mind here. We bring you, berries!

  [Wolves growl] 

  Humphrey : Oh, heh heh, how about squirrels?

  [Wolves drool and the squirrels scream] 

  Humphrey : Oh, bad joke, flying squirrels ha ha.

• Garth : [about Humphrey]  Who's the coyote?

  Humphrey : "Who's the coyote?"... Oh, i get it. That's good... Cuz i'm like...

  Kate : [Interrupting]  No one important. Lilly, why don't you take little coyote Humphrey and run along?

• Winston : What were you doing in Idaho?

  Kate : We were taken by humans to another park.

  Humphrey : We were supposed to repopulate.

  [Eve pounces on Humphrey and attempts to murder him] 

  Kate : No, no, no, no! Mom! We didn't repopulate! Humphrey actually helped me get back home.

  Eve : [stops and releases Humphrey]  Oh. What a nice boy.

• Humphrey : Damn it! I can't take it anymore!

• Humphrey : Do I sound retarded to you?

• Humphrey : [about Garth]  He's not a stud, it's like stud... uh, what's the word I'm looking for? A dud! That's it! Don't you think?

  Kate : [Stifling a laugh]  No, he's not a "dud." In fact, *Hum-phrey*, you'd be surprised to find out that he's...

  Humphrey : Strong?

  Kate : Strong, yes! He's *strong*!

• Humphrey : The next girl that comes up the hill, outta my way 'cause she's mine.

• Humphrey : We make a pretty good team.

  Kate : Yeah. We do.