Going Postal (TV Mini-Series 2010) Poster

(2010)

Charles Dance: Lord Vetinari

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Quotes 

  • Lord Vetinari : Well, you've made quite a splash. As the fish said to the man with the lead weight tied to his feet.

  • Lord Vetinari : Mr. Lipwig, you have had a most strenuous day, have you not?

    Moist Von Lipwig : Can't be as strenuous as signing death warrants.

    [Moist laughs and Lord Vetinari gives him a long stare] 

    Moist Von Lipwig : [stops laughing]  Joke.

    Lord Vetinari : Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realized.

    [Lord Vetinari chuckles briefly] 

    Lord Vetinari : Do tell me if you feel obliged to make another.

  • Ridcully : [entering Lord Vetinari's office]  This had better be important. I'm in the middle of an experiment.

    Lord Vetinari : Involving a knife and fork, no doubt.

    Ridcully : [sighing]  I don't expect a layman to understand the pressures of university life.

    Lord Vetinari : Incredible though it may seem, we've found a practical use for one of your magical devices.

    Ridcully : Have you?

    Lord Vetinari : The object in question is, um...

    [Lord Vetinari looks at Drumknott] 

    Drumknott : An omniscope, my lord.

    Lord Vetinari : Enabling us to see things at a distance, I believe.

    Ridcully : The omniscope is a highly complex, very unstable piece of equipment.

    Lord Vetinari : You mean it doesn't work?

    Ridcully : Well...

    [stammering] 

    Ridcully : Relatively speaking, it works.

    Lord Vetinari : Excellent. Kindly have it up and running by dawn tomorrow.

    Ridcully : Now listen, magic is not some kind of workman's tool that you can hire out by the hour.

    Lord Vetinari : Just as well, because I wasn't intending to pay you.

    [Drumknott smirks] 

  • Lord Vetinari : I brought you here because I want to talk to you about angels.

  • Ridcully : Now, listen, magic is not some workman's tool that you can hire out by the hour.

    Lord Vetinari : Just as well, because I wasn't intending to pay you.

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