Extract (2009)

Gene Simmons: Joe Adler

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• Joe Adler : I should fire all 3 of you. Cuz you laughed at me when I bought those bus stop bench ads. But this Step guy, he's the Holy Grail. See if both his balls had been knocked clean off, it'd be a good case, but not a great case. and with no balls, he's no man at all. The jury will never feel they can walk in the shoes of a ball-less neutered He-She freak. But Step! He's got one ball! Barely. But to a jury, he's still a man. And that man is hanging on by a thread. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS MAN IS A FUCKING POWERBALL. THIS GUY IS A... Oh hello. I'm Joe Adler.

• [last lines] 

  Valet : [handing Joe a large key chain with several keys attached]  Here you are, sir.

  Joe Adler : [holding up the keys and seeing the heavy duty pickup truck associated to the keys having expected a sports car]  What the fuck!