Get Him to the Greek (2010) Poster

Russell Brand: Aldous Snow

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  • Aldous Snow : When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

  • Aaron Green : [as Sergio is chasing after them in a hotel lobby]  This is the longest hallway of all time!

    Aldous Snow : It's Kubrickian!

  • Aldous Snow : I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was Darfur, or Zimbabwe, or Rwanda, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.

  • Aldous Snow : What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.

  • Aldous Snow : I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.

    Aaron Green : So you only slept with Jackie?

    Aldous Snow : No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

  • Aldous Snow : We're gonna fuck these two girls.

    Aaron Green : I just got out of a relationship.

    Aldous Snow : Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

    Aaron Green : Brunette.

    Aldous Snow : Blonde it is.

  • Aldous Snow : [Lars Ulrich enters scene]  Oh, Enter Sandman.

  • Aldous Snow : [as he is watching TV]  Didn't I have sex with her once?

    [Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV] 

    Aldous Snow : Yeah, I did.

  • Jackie Q : The old Aldous, would've you know, had his way with you he would have bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way and now we'd be having a three way you'd be coming over for a cognac later I'll tell you that sweetie. You bet that's not happening anymore.

    Aldous Snow : Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like? You want me to return to that?

    Jackie Q : Maybe you should. Maybe you should.

    Aldous Snow : I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts. Is that what you want?

    Jackie Q : I'm just saying.

  • Aaron Green : [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass]  Oh, no.

    Aldous Snow : What?

    Aaron Green : I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...

  • Aldous Snow : Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.

  • Aldous Snow : Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.

    Aaron Green : Play the song, man.

  • Aldous Snow : Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?

  • Aldous Snow : Now I'm just worried about drugs. Your life's to-do list must be a baffling document. You're worried about so many things Aaron. You're worried about will we get to the show, will I perform well, will you get the credit you deserve. Mine has on it but one word. Do you know what that word is?

  • [Aldous is talking to Jackie] 

    Lars Ulrich : Babe, we should get back to Naples. He's waiting back there for us.

    Aldous Snow : Why don't you go sue Napster, you little Danish twat!

  • Aaron Green : I think I just got raped.

    Aldous Snow : [handing him a joint]  Only one thing to do.

    Aaron Green : [taking a hit]  Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.

    Aldous Snow : Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...

    Aaron Green : I think I'm having a heart attack.

  • Aldous Snow : This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?

  • Aldous Snow : [urging Aaron to put drugs up his rectum]  Come on, mate, we ain't got all day. It's not recreational, it's not meant to be a hobby, just get it up there. Close the door behind ya.

  • Aldous Snow : Let's get out of this bourgeois shit hole.

  • Jonathan Snow : I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock.

    Aldous Snow : Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk.

  • Aldous Snow : This is not an appropriate time to say "namaste".

  • Aldous Snow : How's the weather down there?

    Jackie Q : Wet.

  • Aldous Snow : When you hear about someone and then you meet them... That's happening now.

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