Get Him to the Greek (2010)
Russell Brand: Aldous Snow
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Quotes
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Aldous Snow : When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
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Aaron Green : [as Sergio is chasing after them in a hotel lobby] This is the longest hallway of all time!
Aldous Snow : It's Kubrickian!
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Aldous Snow : I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was Darfur, or Zimbabwe, or Rwanda, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.
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Aldous Snow : What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
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Aldous Snow : I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron Green : So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous Snow : No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.
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Aldous Snow : We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green : I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow : Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green : Brunette.
Aldous Snow : Blonde it is.
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Aldous Snow : [Lars Ulrich enters scene] Oh, Enter Sandman.
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Aldous Snow : [as he is watching TV] Didn't I have sex with her once?
[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]
Aldous Snow : Yeah, I did.
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Jackie Q : The old Aldous, would've you know, had his way with you he would have bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way and now we'd be having a three way you'd be coming over for a cognac later I'll tell you that sweetie. You bet that's not happening anymore.
Aldous Snow : Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like? You want me to return to that?
Jackie Q : Maybe you should. Maybe you should.
Aldous Snow : I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts. Is that what you want?
Jackie Q : I'm just saying.
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Aaron Green : [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no.
Aldous Snow : What?
Aaron Green : I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
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Aldous Snow : Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
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Aldous Snow : Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green : Play the song, man.
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Aldous Snow : Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?
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Aldous Snow : Now I'm just worried about drugs. Your life's to-do list must be a baffling document. You're worried about so many things Aaron. You're worried about will we get to the show, will I perform well, will you get the credit you deserve. Mine has on it but one word. Do you know what that word is?
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[Aldous is talking to Jackie]
Lars Ulrich : Babe, we should get back to Naples. He's waiting back there for us.
Aldous Snow : Why don't you go sue Napster, you little Danish twat!
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Aaron Green : I think I just got raped.
Aldous Snow : [handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.
Aaron Green : [taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
Aldous Snow : Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...
Aaron Green : I think I'm having a heart attack.
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Aldous Snow : This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
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Aldous Snow : [urging Aaron to put drugs up his rectum] Come on, mate, we ain't got all day. It's not recreational, it's not meant to be a hobby, just get it up there. Close the door behind ya.
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Aldous Snow : Let's get out of this bourgeois shit hole.
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Jonathan Snow : I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock.
Aldous Snow : Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk.
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Aldous Snow : This is not an appropriate time to say "namaste".
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Aldous Snow : How's the weather down there?
Jackie Q : Wet.
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Aldous Snow : When you hear about someone and then you meet them... That's happening now.