The Office (TV Series)
Stress Relief (2009)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Pam Beesly : We don't normally download movies illegally because we're honest, hardworking people.
Jim Halpert : And we don't know how.
Pam Beesly : But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.
Jim Halpert : Punishment fits the crime.
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Dwight Schrute : [unfolds a letter from his jacket and reads from it] I state my regret.
Jim Halpert : You couldn't have memorized that?
Dwight Schrute : I could not, because I do not feel it.
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Dwight Schrute : Attention, everyone, I just got a text from Michael. He says "personnel day." Are we hiring?
Jim Halpert : Yeah. You're being replaced.
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Rose : Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute.
Michael Scott : Okay, that's... that's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Jim Halpert : How's that gonna help you?
Michael Scott : I will divide and then count to it.
Jim Halpert : Right.
[gives confused smile to camera]