The Office (TV Series)
Lecture Circuit: Part 1 (2009)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight Schrute : They match the carpet.
Jim Halpert : What is that?
[reading a banner]
Jim Halpert : "It is your birthday," period.
Dwight Schrute : It is a statement of fact.
Jim Halpert : Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight Schrute : This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim Halpert : I can't believe how bad this looks.
Dwight Schrute : Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Jim Halpert : Ok, good then.
Dwight Schrute : Have you collected the money from everyone?
Jim Halpert : I am working on it.
Dwight Schrute : How much do you have?
Jim Halpert : Six dollars.
Dwight Schrute : That's how much you and I contributed! I... Damn it, Jim!
Jim Halpert : [Mumbling] I said I was working on it.