The Office (TV Series)

Michael Scott Paper Company (2009)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around my desk so that she can run into Charles' office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks that if she says "You wanted me" enough, he will, in fact, want her. It's not the worst plan she's ever had.

• Jim Halpert : Hey, dude. Do you know what a rundown is?

  Oscar Martinez : Use it in a sentence.

  Jim Halpert : Uh... can you get this rundown for me?

  Oscar Martinez : Try another sentence.

  Jim Halpert : This rundown better be really good?

  Oscar Martinez : I don't know, but it sounds like the rundown's really important.

  Jim Halpert : Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.

  Oscar Martinez : Why don't you just ask him, what...

  Jim Halpert : No, I can't. It was like hours ago.

  Oscar Martinez : What have you been doing?

  Kevin Malone : Try it in another sentence.