The Office (TV Series)

Dream Team (2009)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : [rhetorically]  Don't think a woman can be a man? Well, then that's *your* stereotype, not mine.

• Pam Beesly : [frustrated shouting]  I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat 10 feet away from my fiancé. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should've gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.

  Michael Scott : Blech.

• Pam Beesly : I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship.

  [Michael comes out in a suit] 

  Pam Beesly : Hey! You look great!

  [checks something off her list] 

  Pam Beesly : Let's go!

  Michael Scott : Alright.

• Michael Scott : Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance.

  [He turns to Ryan] 

  Michael Scott : Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?

  Ryan Howard : Sixty thousand dollars a year.

  Pam Beesly : You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?

  Ryan Howard : What do you make, secretary?

  Bowling Alley Manager : Back to work, shoe bitch!