The Chief: Her face is cute, but she's unsavory. Watch out for her knack with knavery.
The Chief: Now push this button, speak into the pen, and record up to 20 seconds of top-secret tips and leads.
[she hits the play button, her recorded voice comes through]
The Chief: Don't forget to pick up your laundry tonight.
The Chief: Uh, well... you get the idea.
Kneemoi: Oh, Carmen, what if I can't find it?
Carmen Sandiego: You will, thanks to the explorer John Wesley Powell. He led a crew in the 1800s that charted the Colorado River and its tributaries. Before that, the area wasn't even on a map.
Kneemoi: Sure it was. I saw it at a gas station on Rodenberry.
Carmen Sandiego: I mean *Earth* maps, Kneemoi.
Carmen Sandiego: Powell lost an arm in the Civil War, but he didn't let that stop him from running these rugged expeditions.
Kneemoi: Well, that doesn't surprise me. I've traveled the universe with one tentacle.
The Chief: Less than 200 Texans held off the Mexican army here for thirteen days. Then they were all killed. Hopefully you'll have better luck against Kneemoi.
The Chief: Pop artists buried ten Caddies snoot-down in the dirt and called it art. Who says American cars aren't versatile?