Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (TV Series)
Unfair Exchange (1993)
Sean Altman: Self - Tenor: Rockapella
Quotes
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Sean Altman , Himself - Bass: Rockapella , Himself - Baritone: Rockapella , Himself - High Tenor: Rockapella : [calling him out to sing] Greg, we need you. Greg, we need you. Oh, yes, we do.
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Sean Altman , Himself - Bass: Rockapella , Himself - Baritone: Rockapella , Himself - High Tenor: Rockapella : [after they sing with him] Greg, go away. Greg, go away. Please go away.
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The Chief : Here is the list of places Carmen made had traveled.
Greg Lee : Chief, What are you doing? It's not time for the final round.
The Chief : I was just reading my schedule.
Greg Lee : Well, Then your schedule is wrong then, Chief
[Thunder and lightning sounds]
Greg Lee : Excuse me, But we already did the lightning round.
[to the gumshoes]
Greg Lee : Just excuse me just one moment, guys. We got a real scheduling problem. I'll try to straighten this out. Be right back.
[Enters the Chief's office]
Greg Lee : .
The Chief : ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO...
Greg Lee : CHIEF! You already did this part, Please!
The Chief : I thought something didn't feel quite right.
Greg Lee : Exactly!
Themselves : OOOOOooooooooh!
[We see Barry as a hunter and Sean as a gorilla as "THE CHASE!" title appears]
Greg Lee : Hey, guys! WHOA-WHOA! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! It's not time for the Chase! Okay? I'm sorry!
Sean Altman : [as he takes off his gorilla mask] According to my schedule, It's time for the chase.
Greg Lee : [as he takes the card] This is not a schedule. This is a discarded piece of paper from the producers.
The Chief : You're right. Sorry, boys. Back to the alley.
Greg Lee : Sorry. Sorry.
[Barry and Sean both exit the office]
Greg Lee : Listen, Chief. We're gonna hafta do this thing for memory. Okay? Uh, okay, guys, every time you watch the show, write down what got stolen and from where.
The Chief : Right. And when you've collected 4 loots and locations, put them on a postcard along with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, Pittsburgh, PA Right. And when you've collected 4 loots and locations, put them on a postcard along with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, Pittsburgh, PA 15219.
Greg Lee : That's right. And every day, we pick 5 people whose lists are correct and send them each a Carmen T-Shirt. Then we show the winners for today...
[the contest winners are revealed]
The Chief : Then, we congratulate the winners.
Greg Lee : Right!
Both : DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!
The Chief : No, that's not it. It's got...
Greg Lee : Hold it. No. See, you gotta - You're still on this.
The Chief : Oh!
Greg Lee : Okay!
Both : CONGRATULATIONS!