Rockapella: Themselves

Quotes 

• The Chief : Here is the list of places Carmen made had traveled.

  Greg Lee : Chief, What are you doing? It's not time for the final round.

  The Chief : I was just reading my schedule.

  Greg Lee : Well, Then your schedule is wrong then, Chief

  [Thunder and lightning sounds] 

  Greg Lee : Excuse me, But we already did the lightning round.

  [to the gumshoes] 

  Greg Lee : Just excuse me just one moment, guys. We got a real scheduling problem. I'll try to straighten this out. Be right back.

  [Enters the Chief's office] 

  Greg Lee : .

  The Chief : ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO...

  Greg Lee : CHIEF! You already did this part, Please!

  The Chief : I thought something didn't feel quite right.

  Greg Lee : Exactly!

  Themselves : OOOOOooooooooh!

  [We see Barry as a hunter and Sean as a gorilla as "THE CHASE!" title appears] 

  Greg Lee : Hey, guys! WHOA-WHOA! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! It's not time for the Chase! Okay? I'm sorry!

  Sean Altman : [as he takes off his gorilla mask]  According to my schedule, It's time for the chase.

  Greg Lee : [as he takes the card]  This is not a schedule. This is a discarded piece of paper from the producers.

  The Chief : You're right. Sorry, boys. Back to the alley.

  Greg Lee : Sorry. Sorry.

  [Barry and Sean both exit the office] 

  Greg Lee : Listen, Chief. We're gonna hafta do this thing for memory. Okay? Uh, okay, guys, every time you watch the show, write down what got stolen and from where.

  The Chief : Right. And when you've collected 4 loots and locations, put them on a postcard along with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, Pittsburgh, PA Right. And when you've collected 4 loots and locations, put them on a postcard along with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, Pittsburgh, PA 15219.

  Greg Lee : That's right. And every day, we pick 5 people whose lists are correct and send them each a Carmen T-Shirt. Then we show the winners for today...

  [the contest winners are revealed] 

  The Chief : Then, we congratulate the winners.

  Greg Lee : Right!

  Both : DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!

  The Chief : No, that's not it. It's got...

  Greg Lee : Hold it. No. See, you gotta - You're still on this.

  The Chief : Oh!

  Greg Lee : Okay!

  Both : CONGRATULATIONS!