The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Griffin Equivalency (2008)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Baby wipe?
Penny : Why do you have those?
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz : No, no! Don't! Don't!
Sheldon Cooper : I'll tell you why. I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms, with hot air blowers.
Penny : Oh I thought the blowers were more sanitary.
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz : Why? Please, don't!
Sheldon Cooper : Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. Frankly, it'd be more hygienic if they just had a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [handing out Chinese take-out food] Let's see: Raj was the Kung Pao chicken...
Penny : I'm the dumplings.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, you are.
Penny : Creepy, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : Creepy good or creepy bad?
Leonard Hofstadter : Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?
Howard Wolowitz : That would be me. Come to papa, you un-kosher delight. And I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
Penny : [pointing to a chair] Sit over there.
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Penny : I can't believe you. Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment and you're not even gonna be there to support him?
Sheldon Cooper : A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered were plummeting toward Earth and he exploded it with his mind.
Howard Wolowitz : That would be cool. I'd go to that reception.
