Bullet Train (2022)

Brad Pitt: Ladybug

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Quotes 

• Lemon : Who the fuck are you?

  Ladybug : Really? You don't remember me?

  Lemon : You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.

• Wolf : [angrily]  I am going to ruin your life the way you ruined mine!

  Ladybug : [panicking]  Dude, I don't even know you!

• The Hornet : [as she's trying to inject Ladybug]  One little prick, and you know what happens?

  Ladybug : Yes!

  The Hornet : Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your fucking eye socket.

  Ladybug : I said, "Yes!"

• The Elder : A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.

  Ladybug : He resents the farmer?

  Lemon : So how do plums have fucking resentments now?

  Lemon : Oh. So it can resent?

  The Elder : Listen. The White Death is the farmer.

  Ladybug : So we're the plums. We're the plums?

  Lemon : It don't make sense! Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?

• Maria Beetle : Are you hiding in a bathroom?

  Ladybug : Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets? They're a pleasure to the senses. If I had one in the chamber, I would rock this bad boy right now.

  Maria Beetle : Boundaries. We need boundaries.

• Ladybug : [as they're fighting]  I know who killed the kid!

  Tangerine : Yeah? Where the fuck is he then?

  Ladybug : He's on the train!

  Tangerine : Oh, well, that narrows it down then, doesn't it?

• The Elder : Everything that's ever happened has led you here. Fate.

  Ladybug : Well, that's a shit deal.

• Maria Beetle : [over the phone]  Talk to me.

  Ladybug : I am ready. You are getting the new, improved me. Because if you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.

  Maria Beetle : I think you might be forgetting what you do for a living. Take the gun.

  Ladybug : Every job I do, somebody dies. I'm not that guy anymore.

  Maria Beetle : Some conflicts require a gun.

  Ladybug : Okay. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?

  Maria Beetle : A briefcase. You said you wanted simple for your first job back. Doesn't get simpler.

  Ladybug : There's nothing simple about this job!

  Maria Beetle : There's something else going on here.

  Ladybug : Yeah, I'm not the only one on this train looking for this case.

• [Ladybug and Tangerine are in the middle of a fight when a hostess enters the room. They both immediately stop fighting. The hostess offers them snacks and beverages in her native language] 

  Tangerine : Oh, no thank you.

  Ladybug : You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?

  [She hands him a bottle of sparkling water] 

  Ladybug : That's it. That's the one. Thank you. Domo arigato.

  [the hostess leaves. Ladybug takes a sip from the bottle] 

  Ladybug : [to Tangerine]  Sure you don't wanna talk this out?

  Tangerine : Not particularly, no.

  Ladybug : Ah, okay.

  [Ladybug hurls the bottle at Tangerine] 

• Tangerine : For what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole, and I'm glad you're going to fucking die with me.

  Ladybug : That's nice.

• Ladybug : [referring to Lemon]  Well, he seemed like a decent guy.

  Kimura : He shot me.

  Ladybug : Me too. Twice. Still, he had another side to him.

• Maria Beetle : Are you nervous?

  Ladybug : Yeah, I'm nervous.

  Maria Beetle : You sound nervous.

  Ladybug : Because I am, in fact, nervous.

• Ladybug : [to thugs]  Hurt people hurt people.

• Ladybug : [matter-of-factly about failed assault]  Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.

• Ladybug : [Ladybug and The Hornet have both been injected with The Hornet's venom syringe and Ladybug used her antivenom on himself. The Hornet is dying]  You don't have another one? You've got to be better prepared! I'm mansplaining. I'm mansplaining again, I'm sorry.

  Ladybug : [the Hornet is struggling to breath]  Can I get you something? You don't seem like a religious type.

  [She's grabbing at anything she can reach and pulls a water bottle off the table and pours it on her face] 

  Ladybug : Water? Would you like some water? No? Want a blanket? Want me to hold your hand?

• The Elder : We prepare together, or we die alone.

  Ladybug : That's all I was tryin' to say.

• Lemon : Fucking piece of shit, I shoulda put a bullet through your fucking ass!

  Ladybug : When you point a finger at someone in blame, there are four fingers pointing back at you.

  Ladybug : [looks at Lemon's pointed fingers]  Or three, that's weird.

• Ladybug : Man, fate for me is just another word for bad luck. And that, that follows me around like... I don't know, something witty.

• Maria Beetle : I think your new therapist might be forgetting what you do for a living, little Ladybug.

  Ladybug : Ladybug?

  Maria Beetle : Your new operational name.

  Ladybug : Ladybug? Really?

  Maria Beetle : You don't like it?

  Ladybug : Do you like it?

  Maria Beetle : I like it.

  Ladybug : Well, if you like it, all right.

• [after the bullet train crashed into the neighborhood; Prince gunshots, out of breath] 

  Ladybug : Oh, my god.

  Prince : It's my luck that delivered... my father's corpse at my feet.

  Ladybug : The narcissism on this chick. Untreatable.

  Prince : [aims her gun]  Now, I am--!

  Ladybug : Okay, wait, wait! Wait

  Prince : What?

  Ladybug : What is with this fucked-up family? You need some suggested reading, if I may. Surviving borderline personality disorder.

  Prince : What?

  Ladybug : I highly recommend it.

  Prince : No, I... I am The White Dea--!

  [Lemon in the truck runs her over, killing her] 

  Ladybug : What was that? Was that kar... was that Karma?

  The Elder : Farewell, ten to um us hi.

  Kimura : [tosses the tangerine to Ladybug]  Tangerine.