A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her.
When her wealthy fiancé breaks it off, gold digger Elizabeth Halsey returns to middle school: she's an awful teacher but wants to save for breast-implant surgery. She brightens when Scott, a new teacher, turns out to be rich, and she stops showing films and sleeping in class when told there's a bonus for the teacher whose class scores highest on the state exam. Her competition for Scott and the bonus is cheery and tightly wound Amy. Amy digs for dirt on Elizabeth who cheats her way toward Scott's bed and the money. Honesty with students seems to be her only skill. She ignores Russell, a droll gym teacher, who looks on. Will she succeed with Scott and get those new breasts?Written by
The woman whose naked breasts are shown on display to Elizabeth Halsey is played by Christine Smith, Playboy's playmate of the month for December 2005. See more »
After Amy is transferred out of the district at the end of the movie (due to being framed for Elizabeth's drug abuse), Scott offers Elizabeth a real relationship, but Elizabeth declines and instead hooks up with Russell. However, neither Scott nor Amy are ever seen or mentioned again beyond this scene, so whether or not Scott and Amy rekindle their budding romance goes completely unexplained. See more »
LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
That's your only argument?
It's the only argument I need Shawn!
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The Unrated edition available on home video contains 19 different shots running ~6 minutes longer. See more »
If I could have given zero stars I would have. This movie is absolutely not worth watching. The only remotely good thing is Jason Segel but his role was so marginal, he couldn't help anything.
The story is completely predictable with no lessons to be learned from it. There is no witty dialogue and not a single scene which would make you laugh like you should when watching a comedy. Timberlake's role is supposed to be dorky or something but if you've seen him on SNL, this one does not live up to your expectations. The dry hump scene is not even embarrassing funny but utterly lame.
The only twist in the story is so expected and poorly executed, it's just another super lame scene.
If seeing Cameron Diaz washing cars in Daisy Dukes for about five minutes is your thing watch it. Otherwise, stay away from it. This movie seriously sucked.
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