- [the whole family is in the hot tub]
- Marge Simpson: I feel like we should get out.
- Homer Simpson: Interesting proposal. And now, with a opposing point of view, bubbles!
- Bart Simpson: A house and garden show?
- [Bart, Lisa and Homer groan]
- Bart Simpson: You told me we were going to a video game expo!
- Lisa Simpson: You told me we were going to clean trash on the freeway!
- Homer Simpson: You told me something but I wasn't listening!
- Ned Flanders: Guys, could you cool your jets? Some of us are trying to sleep.
- Homer Simpson: Why don't you join us, Flanders? Are you afraid to get your moustache wet?
- Ned Flanders: Well, actually, yes.
- Bart Simpson: Come on, Ned. Baptize your buns.
- Lisa Simpson: Ireland is the leader in communication technologies in all of Europe.
- Bart Simpson: Take that, Belgium!
- Marge Simpson: Bart, if you hate Belgium so much, I'll take away your Tin Tins.
- Bart Simpson: No, I'll be good!
- Irish Guy: I'm trying to woo back a girl that I met in a music shop.
- [playing "Falling Slowly"]
- Irish Guy: Watch this, kids. "I don't know you, but I want you all the more..."
- Irish Girl: Leave me alone! I have a husband!
- Irish Girl's Husband: And quit sending her pianos!
- [shoves a piano out the window]