Nicholas Parsons: [promoting his book "Egg On the Face"] I've collected a whole lot of other broadcasting clangers and hiccups that have happened to other people as well. And, of course, they usually happen on live shows and this is a live show so we'll find out what's going to happen today!
Debbie Greenwood: You're not seeing any of my boobs on television this morning.
Nicholas Parsons: I beg your pardon? I think you've just made one!