Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010 Video)

Maury Sterling: Lester Tremor

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Quotes 

• Lester Tremor : [yelling at Baby Boy]  Let's go, Sling Blade, shake a leg!"

• Baby Boy Tremor : [after spotting circus dwarves]  Minotaurs.

  Lester Tremor : Minotaurs are cloven-hoofed creatures of mythological origin. You mean miniatures.

  Baby Boy Tremor : Yuh.

  Kaitlyn 'AK-47' Tremor : [to Lester]  You know what he meant.

  Baby Boy Tremor : Yuh.

  Fritz Tremor : You all be careful. Them clown fuckers can be dangerous, and the little ones can be lethal. I always make it a point not to cross swords with carnies and harlots, but we can use them little boys as a facade, so there we are. Yeah. They're Satan's little secret agents, collecting souls on the side. I saw one of them little bastards levitate one time, took the heart right out of a Great Dane, eat it whole, just like that.

  Lester Tremor : You seen what?

  Fritz Tremor : Yep.

  Lester Tremor : Where'd you see that? Now that must've been a sight to behold.

  Fritz Tremor : Yeah. Sent me running for my Bible.

  Lester Tremor : You still take comfort in them fables, Daddy?

  Fritz Tremor : Don't you blaspheme, boy. Never too old to put you over my knee and beat a reckoning into you.

  Kaitlyn 'AK-47' Tremor : You're still scared of clowns, Lester.

  [chuckles] 

  Lester Tremor : I ain't scared of them, per se, just very mindful of their movements, that's all.

• Fritz Tremor : Remember old Bobby Dubap, y'all? Down out of Tulsa? That shitstain got himself keistered with an RPG.

  Lester Tremor : Did they fire it?

  Fritz Tremor : Fire it?

  [chuckles] 

  Fritz Tremor : I'm telling you, boy. I mean, if you took the time now to bother to stuff a collapsible shoulder-launch RPG up somebody's bunghole, don't you think you'd fire it?

  [laughs] 

  Fritz Tremor : Wouldn't you feel just a little let down if you didn't?

  [laughs] 

  Fritz Tremor : Why would you put it up there in the first place?

  Lester Tremor : I don't know. You got your thumb up there most of the time. Why don't you tell me?

• Lester Tremor : Any one of you want to see my sister's tits?

  [fires rocket at agents] 

• Kaitlyn 'AK-47' Tremor : [regarding Lester and Fritz bickering]  Y'all are real at each other right now.

  Fritz Tremor : Ah, don't pay him no mind. His brother Jeeves, brother Darwin up to stir, see? Now he thinks he's fit, maybe, to take over this clan.

  Lester Tremor : I'd rather be incarcerated than have to sit here and listen to your jibberjabber.

  Fritz Tremor : Yeah, I can see that. You'd last about one minute up in the pen.

  [laughs] 

  Fritz Tremor : Yeah, you'd really be reckoning with your

  [imitates gay voice] 

  Fritz Tremor : feminine side.

  Lester Tremor : Yeah, well, there's gonna be reckoning, old boy, right quick.

  Fritz Tremor : [mockingly]  "There's gonna be a reckoning, old boy."

• Lester Tremor : [after killing two agents]  Injuns two, cowboys zero.