- Annie: All the other thermometers were sold out, so I bought this meat thermometer. You think it'll work in my mouth, or I gotta stab it in my thigh like a chicken?
- Ben: I helped Rufus out with illegal hand sanitizer hooch, but I made him pay me with dark web, black market vegan children's pasta. Apparently, this was flown in from Thailand, and it came with five pounds of heroin and a human kidney.
- Pradeep: Richie's the best! He's been stuck with these kids for four years; he's used to it. I think we're having a major break, and he's like, 'no, no, no, no, Babe. That was just a Wednesday.'