- Harper Finkle: [Screams on seeing Helping Hand on Jerry] There's a hand on your dad's shoulder and it's not connected to a body. I don't know whether to scream or laugh, so I'm gonna do both at the same time.
- [Screams and laughs]
- Alex Russo: Dad, you know normally I'd say something to get out of work right now, but that hand on your shoulder's kinda freaking me out.
- Jerry Russo: This is Justin's spell. It's called Helping Hand.
- Alex Russo: Will it slap him?
- Justin Russo: No.
- Alex Russo: Well, then it's no help to me! Pfft!
- Max Russo: Hey, I've got something that'll put our name on the wizard map! OK... how about a spell to make clear plastic that's sticky on one side and that helps put wizards put drawings on the refridgerator? I'll call it 'Russo's Sticky Strips'.
- Justin Russo: You know, that sounds vaguely similar to something that we have right here called tape!
- Jerry Russo: This is Justin's spell. It's called Helping Hand.
- Alex Russo: Will it slap him?
- Jerry Russo: No.
- Alex Russo: Well, then it's no help to me! Pfft!