Movie 43 (2013)
Kate Bosworth: Arlene (segment "iBabe")
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Quotes
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Arlene : [segment "iBabe"] Look, at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on the box.
Boss : Other MP3 players don't have a warning not to have sex with it, right? A bag of potato chips doesn't have a warning, "Please don't fuck these potato chips!" It's like crazy here.
Robert : None of us could have seen this one comin'.
Arlene : I did!
Boss : Take it easy Erin Brockovich.
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Brian : [segment "iBabe"] The iBabe has an advanced 3.2 gigahertz processor. We left an opening for a vent and then we placed a highly efficient, super powerful, micro fan in the opening.
Boss : And?
Robert : The vent is in her, um...
Brian : Lower quadrant.
Robert : Vagi-port.
Arlene : Vagina.
Brian : Vagi-port
Arlene : The vent is in the vagina.
Robert : A certain percent of our younger demographic are sticking there - you know what - in the vent.
Boss : No. I don't know what.
Arlene : Kids are sticking their penises in the vent. The fan then mangles their penises.
Boss : Disgusting.
Robert : Sir, the iBabe is a...
Boss : High Fidelity music player.
Arlene : Yes. It also looks and feels exactly like a naked woman.
