This Is Where I Leave You (2014)

Adam Driver: Phillip Altman

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Quotes 

• Phillip Altman : Sometimes I think you're too good for me.

  Tracy Sullivan : Don't be silly, I'm definitely too good for you.

• Phillip Altman : Dad was a stoner?

  Judd Altman : No, it was probably medicinal.

  Phillip Altman : It always is.

• Phillip Altman : Sorry I'm late

  Judd Altman : You're a dick.

  Phillip Altman : Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

  Judd Altman : Your shirt is on inside out.

  Phillip Altman : That, I did not know

• Quinn Altman : Hi Phillip

  Phillip Altman : Quinn. I always knew there was something of a cold hearted slut in you

  Quinn Altman : It takes one to know one.

  Phillip Altman : Touché, Pussycat.

• Judd Altman : What's the matter with you. Do you ever think before you speak?

  Phillip Altman : No, that would take all the fun out of it.

• Judd Altman : I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?

  Phillip Altman : Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.

• Phillip Altman : Boner is a man of God now. I see Mom's new tits are present and accounted for

• Wendy Altman : Sleeping with your shrink does not technically make you a relationship expert.

  Phillip Altman : Yeah, but I am an expert in you.

  Wendy Altman : Yeah? No, you're not.

  Phillip Altman : Yes, I am. You raised me.

• Quinn Altman : Hi, Phillip.

  Phillip Altman : Quinn! I always knew there was something of a cold-hearted slut in you!

  Quinn Altman : Takes one to know one.

  Phillip Altman : Touché, pussycat! So. What are you guys talking about?

  Judd Altman : [at once]  Nothing.

  Quinn Altman : [at once]  I'm pregnant.

  Phillip Altman : Mazeltov?

• Phillip Altman : I'm not selling you my shares. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I want to run the store with you.

  Paul Altman : How exactly do you think you can add to the business?

  Phillip Altman : I can help you grow it. New locations, and, and expanded lines. What?

  Paul Altman : The only thing you've ever grown is weed.

  Hillary Altman : And he was very good at it.

• Phillip Altman : [about shiney red Jaguar]  Is that Wade's car?

  Judd Altman : That's one of his cars. He's got a few.

  Phillip Altman : He has a few? Think he's compensating for something?

  Judd Altman : Yeah. For having too much money.

• Paul Altman : Judd dated Annie for 6 months, I've been married to her for 6 years. At what point are you going to stop being an asshole about it.

  Phillip Altman : I don't know, maybe at the point it stops bugging the shit out of you.

• Phillip Altman : Ah, well, we would be partners actually, after I bought Judd's shares.

  Paul Altman : Buy? Little brother, you can't even buy a suit.

• Phillip Altman : This is one of those tricky situations where, you either need someone to talk to or wanna be left alone. It'd be a great help if maybe you can let me know which one of these...

  Judd Altman : Go away, please.

  Phillip Altman : Okay.