Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

Dwayne Johnson: Hank

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Quotes 

• Hank : [singing]  I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and for you. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! I see giant bees, and I could have told ya: Don't trust Alexander - he's older than Yoda. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! The island that we stand on... Well, it's currently sinking. Sending those secret codes - what the heck were you drinking? But it's all in the past, we wiped the slate clean! We're going to find Nemo's submarine! And you'll think to yourself: What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah...

• Hank : [fighting a giant lizard with a flare]  Not now, Sean. She's scared!

  Sean : No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.

  [the lizard bites the flare] 

  Hank : That's emasculating.

  Sean : Now what?

  Hank : Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.

  [clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it] 

  Hank : I think I just made it worse.

  [the lizard growls at them] 

  Kailani : Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food.

  Gabato : I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!

• Alexander : [On Sean's sprained ankle]  On three. One...

  [Pops ankle back] 

  Hank : What happened to two and three?

  Sean : Yes, what happened to two and three?

  Alexander : Two. Three.

• Hank : What in the blue heck is that?

  Gabato : That is the finest helicopter in Palau!

  Sean : I'd hate to see the worst.

• Kailani : Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island!

  Sean : Yeah...

  [they look at each other] 

  Hank : [whispering into Sean's ear]  Pop your pecs.

  Sean : [turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily]  I'm not gonna pop my pecs.

  Hank : Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You...

  Sean : I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

  Hank : Do it, do it...

  Sean : No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

  Hank : She would love it, believe me!

  Sean : No...

  Kailani : Ahem!

  [Sean turns back to her] 

  Kailani : You two done yet?

  Hank : [whispering into Sean's ear]  Pop your pecs.

  Kailani : [puts her hands around Sean's neck]  Thank you. For everything.

  [she kisses him] 

  Hank : [to himself]  That works too.

• Hank : It takes a big man to play a little guitar.

  Alexander : And a bigger one to listen.

• Hank : [to Sean]  I'd rather take the Titanic.

• Sean : Told you it'd work.

  Hank : You were right. I can't believe we made it.

  Sean : It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.

• Hank : It looks like the liquefation has tripled overnight.

  Kailani : What does that mean?

  Hank : It means this island is sinking a lot faster than we thought.

  Alexander : I thought you said a couple of days.

  Hank : Now it looks more like a couple of hours.

  Sean : A couple of hours?

  Hank : We need to get to that sub now or we're all gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea.

• Hank : [to Sean]  Pop your pecs.

• Sean : Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

  Hank : the mysterious island.

• Hank : You know, I think it's best we get out of here. Besides, after that mating call of yours, she may have ideas about making you her husband.

  Alexander : Oh, witty. Good for you, Henry.

  Hank : [laughs sarcastically]  The name's Hank. It's never Henry. Just Hank.

  Alexander : Ah. I see you're a man of incisive decision. Why don't you lead the way? Oh, actually, we want to live through the night. Yes. So maybe you should all follow me.

• Hank : I was looking to talk to you. You know, very concerned adult to somewhat troubled youth.

  Sean : Which one am I in that equation?

• Kailani : [off-screen; conversing with Sean]  Happy birthday.

  Hank : [to Liz]  You raised a great man.

  Liz : No...

  Kailani : [off-screen; conversing with Sean]  So sorry I'm late.

  Liz : ....WE are raising a great man.

• [last lines] 

  Alexander : [presenting Sean with a birthday gift]  I wanted to give you... this.

  Sean : [receiving the gift]  A book?

  Alexander : Oh, it's not just a book: it's a trip I want us to go on... All of us, as a family.

  [Sean unwraps his gift and gives a knowing look to Hank] 

  Sean : [showing the book to everyone]  "From the Earth to the Moon".

  Alexander : What do you say?

  Kailani : Well, I think there's only one thing to say.

  Sean : So who's up for an adventure?

  [Alexander giggles] 

  Liz : No, no, no!

  Hank : Oh, honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.