Corner Gas (TV Series)

Get the F Off My Lawn (2009)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• [while on strike, Hank and Wanda picket Corner Gas] 

  Hank Yarbo : Gimme an X!

  Wanda Dollard : X!

  Hank Yarbo : Gimme a T!

  Wanda Dollard : T!

  Hank Yarbo : Gimme a V!

  Wanda Dollard : What are we spelling?

  Hank Yarbo : We're supposed to spell something?

• Wanda Dollard : I'm sick of being taken for granted. And I'm sick of my wobbly stool.

  Hank Yarbo : You should see Doc Russell about that.

  Wanda Dollard : Hilarious.

  Hank Yarbo : No, I'm serious! He's also a carpenter, he makes stools!

• Hank Yarbo : So, how many hours do you think I'll have to work before I can buy an iPod?

  Brent Leroy : Two thousand and fifty.

  Hank Yarbo : How many days is that?

  Brent Leroy : Hmm, not sure... Why don't you figure it out while you're cleaning the cooler?

  Hank Yarbo : Sure, where's the cleaning stuff?

  Brent Leroy : Hmm, not sure...

  Brent Leroy : [to Wanda, who is outside on strike]  Hey, where's the cleaning stuff?

  Wanda Dollard : [from outside]  Suck an egg, Baldy!

  Brent Leroy : She says she doesn't know. Uh, maybe you should just start with the inventory.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, okay. Um, where do you keep the sheet with the list of supplies?

  Brent Leroy : Good question.

  Brent Leroy : [to Wanda]  Yo, inventory sheets?

  Wanda Dollard : [from outside]  Pfffft.

  [she gives a thumbs down] 

  Brent Leroy : Maybe just do the windows.

  Hank Yarbo : Cleaning stuff?

  Brent Leroy : Right...

  [looks at Wanda] 

  Brent Leroy : Maybe just take a break.