- Moses: You never cease to amaze me.
- Eliza Scarlet: Thank you, Moses.
- Moses: What makes you think that was a compliment?
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: You could have killed him, Eliza.
- Eliza Scarlet: A little scorpion venom never hurt anyone, William.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: I hate charades.
- Eliza Scarlet: That's because you're not very good at it.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: I'm better than you.
- Eliza Scarlet: It's not a competition, William.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: Eliza, it's *always* a competition.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: I seem to remember saying that the next time that you poisoned someone, I would have you arrested.
- Eliza Scarlet: Really? I don't remember that.