Glee (TV Series)

Hairography (2009)

Lea Michele: Rachel Berry

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Quotes 

• Rachel Berry : You set me up. With Finn!

  Kurt Hummel : Looks like someone is running for drama queen again.

  Rachel Berry : How could you do that? I thought we were friends.

  Kurt Hummel : And what made you think that? You should be thanking me. All I did was help you realize that your schoolgirl fantasy of running off with Finn was nothing but a fairy tale.

  Rachel Berry : You like him. Yeah, that's... that's what this is. And you were just trying to eliminate the competition.

  Kurt Hummel : I was just helping him understand that you are not a viable second choice.

  Rachel Berry : You think I'm a second choice?

  Kurt Hummel : A distant second.

  Rachel Berry : You think I'm living in a fairy tale? If I were second or if I were 50th, I'd still be ahead of you because I'm a girl.

  Kurt Hummel : Okay, here's the dope, princess: there's no hope for either of us. He loves Quinn. They're having a baby together. We're nothing but distractions. The sooner we realize that... the better.

• Finn Hudson : This look, it just isn't you. I mean, maybe when I first saw it, I was caught off guard by the fact that you looked all adult and stuff, but it's not what's really great about you, Rachel. I actually like the way you usually dress, sequined leg warmers and stuff.

  Rachel Berry : I thought this was what you liked.

  Finn Hudson : No, not at all. Funny, I was just having this conversation last week with Kurt and he asked me...

  [flashback] 

  Kurt Hummel : So, what kind of girls do you like?

  Finn Hudson : Oh, uh... well, I like it when they're natural and stuff; not a lot of makeup, not skintight clothes. That sort of thing, you know?

  Kurt Hummel : Totally.

  Rachel Berry : [back in real time]  I feel like an idiot.

• Rachel Berry : Kurt, why did you volunteer to give me a new look?

  Kurt Hummel : One, I'm a sucker for makeovers. And two, you need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I find it hard to be in the same room with you. Especially this one. Which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up.

• Rachel Berry : What kind of makeover did you have in mind?

  Kurt Hummel : We need to broaden your appeal. I want every boy to do a double take when you strut past.

  Rachel Berry : There's really only just... one boy that I'd like to impress. Can you keep a secret?

  Kurt Hummel : Of course.

  Rachel Berry : I'm in love with Finn.

  Kurt Hummel : Really?

  [Rachel nods] 

  Kurt Hummel : I understand completely. Let's move on to makeup. I happen to know for a fact that Finn is attracted to loose women.

  Rachel Berry : What? Quinn is so wholesome.

  Kurt Hummel : Let me put this into musical theater parlance. In "Grease", what did Sandy do to get Danny Zuko? She had to ditch the poodle skirt and slap on a catsuit. In short, she had to dress like a ho. Maybe if your look was better, more desirable, Finn would be in your arms right now. Instead of Quinn's.