Quotes
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Ken Tanaka : [after Kurt kicks a successful field goal] Can you do that with the game on the line and ten gorillas bearing down on you wanting nothing more than to taste your sweet virgin blood?
Kurt Hummel : Mmm, sounds like fun. Can I have my music?
Ken Tanaka : You kick like that you can wear a tutu for all I care.
[Introducing him to the team]
Ken Tanaka : Gentleman, we have found ourselves a kicker.
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Ken Tanaka : Six games. Our kicker, Mr. Langanthal, is zero for 12 in field goal attempts. As most of you statistically minded people know, THAT SUCKS! So Mr. Langanthal will thusly now be in charge of hydration services. The next player that can get a football between those uprights will get his job.
