Monsters University (2013)

Bobby Moynihan: Chet

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Quotes 

• Johnny : Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys. After you lose, no one will remember you.

  Mike Wazowski : Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.

  Chet : Oh, boy. That is a good point.

• [In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs] 

  Chet : Way to blow it, Oozmas!

  Mike Wazowski : Hey, 2nd place ain't bad.

  Greek Council VP : [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed]  2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi!

  Mike Wazowski : *What*?

  Johnny : Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

  Greek Council VP : 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place...

  [the rest of Mike and Sulley's team arrive, even more badly stung from the urchins than they are] 

  Greek Council VP : ...Oozma Kappa!

  Greek Council President : [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard]  Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!

  [Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling] 

  Dean Hardscrabble : Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for...

  Greek Council VP : Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.

  [Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using] 

  Greek Council VP : The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.

  Big Red : What?

  [the referee removes the moisture from George Sanderson's leg, then stabs it with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with George screaming in pain] 

  Greek Council VP : [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on]  Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle!

  Dean Hardscrabble : Your luck will run out eventually.

  [Walks away] 

  Mike Wazowski : This is gonna be harder than I thought.

• [the RORs are selling all kinds of media with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa from their party the previous night] 

  Mike Wazowski : Hey, what do you think you're doing?

  Johnny : Raising a little money for charity.

  Mike Wazowski : Yeah, well stop it!

  Johnny : You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.

  Chet : This guy hates charity

  Mike Wazowski : [angrily]  We'd like you to stop making us look like fools.

  Johnny : Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Lets be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, cause real scarers look like us. But hey, if you really wanna work for a scaring company, they're always... hiring in the mail room.

  [Johnny shows Mike and his team an advertisement in the Newspapers for the Monsters, Inc. Mailroom] 

• [while trying to find someone to join his team for the Scare Games, Mike spots his Roommate Randy in the Crowd] 

  Randy : Excuse me. I'm running a little late.

  Mike Wazowski : Randy! Thank goodness, I need you on my team.

  Randy : Sorry Mike. I'm already on a team.

  [Randy walks out of the crowd, revealing a ROR Jacket that he received after Sulley was kicked out of their team, much to Mike's shock] 

  Randy : I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike. Don't blow this for me.

  Johnny : [Calling out]  Hey Boggs, over here.

  [Randy walks over to the Rest of the RORS] 

  Johnny : Do your thing.

  [Randy turns invisible, leaving only his jacket visible] 

  Chet : Woah, where did he go?

• Mike Wazowski : [as Mike's Team start to walk off following what Johnny said]  Guys! Hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second. Don't listen to him! We just, need to keep trying!

  Sulley : [losing confidence]  No! You need to stop trying! You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can't change who they are.

  Don : Mike... We appreciate everything you done, but he's right. No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them. We're built for other things.

  [walks off with the rest of the team, while Mike starts feeling concerned] 

  Chet : [whilst drinking a cup with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa on it]  Sorry, squirts! Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.

  Mike Wazowski : The big leagues.

  [Mike approaches his teammates in Squishy's house] 

  Mike Wazowski : [having come up with an idea]  Gentleman, tonight, we're all going on a little Field Trip.