- Announcer: Attention to the owner of a beat up, green Rambler: your lights are on... and your tire's flat, too.
- Andy Anderson: Try yelling at the players, Louie.
- Little Louie: What for? I have no idea what's going on.
- Andy Anderson: Alright, son, you see the two end zones at either end of the field? Think of those as two huge donut storess.
- Little Louie: Do they have jelly filled?
- Andy Anderson: They got everything. That's why all the players are trying to get in. But you can't get in without the key, and the key is the football.
- Little Louie: And that's football?
- Andy Anderson: That's football.
- Little Louie: Come on, Packers! Crush'em, powder'em, deep fry'em, glaze'em, jelly'em! Alright!
- Security Guard: [Andy is disguised as a reporter] Where do you think you're going?
- Andy Anderson: Just doing my job.
- Security Guard: Doing your job, huh? Yeah, funny, I never seen you here before. Tell me, who's the Packers' all-time leader in reception?
- Andy Anderson: Don Hudson with 488.
- Security Guard: How many points did Paul Hornung score in '61?
- Andy Anderson: Easy, 146.
- Security Guard: What is Ray Nitschke's favorite movie?
- Andy Anderson: Er, ah, The Knute Rockne Story.
- Security Guard: Ehh! Sorry, pal, Sound of Music. Let's get you back to your real seat, huh?