This is the single greatest movie of all time, plain and simple. No one can argue the truth of that statement because it's the most truthful thing anyone on this godforsaken planet has ever said. Slimecicle is the last shred of hope we have left for humanity and as I sit here, writing this review, I wring out every drop of faith in my body out into his hands. There is no one on this Earth that I would trust with my life more than this man. If I were to fall of a bridge, Slimecicle would be at the bottom singing Fireflies, ready to catch me before I even knew I needed saving. If I wasn't already religious, I would start my own religion centered around this man as he is my king, my savior, and my love.
Thank you, Slimecicle. You are the Colonel Cornelius Cornwall to the sacrificed newborn that is my heart.