How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Definitions (2009)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : How do you keep a girl from becoming a girlfriend? The rules for girls are the same as the rules for Gremlins.
Ted Mosby : Gremlins?
Barney Stinson : Gremlins. Rule 1: Never get them wet; in other words, don't let her take a shower at your place. Number 2: Keep them away from sunlight; i.e., don't ever see them during the day. And rule number 3: Never feed them after midnight; meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her, ever!
Ted Mosby : What about brunch. Is brunch cool?
Barney Stinson : No, Ted. Brunch is not cool.
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Ted Mosby : [about Barney and Robin] You do realize they were lying, right?
Lily Aldrin : No, Ted. They don't realize that they weren't lying.
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Ted Mosby : I am freaking out! I don't think I can do this!
Barney Stinson : OK, look, mistake number one, was taking that girl's question! You don't take questions on the first day, it shows weakness! Mistake number two... was you should have hit that! Dude, your pants were already off, you had a classroom of people to cheer you on, and you can't knock her up, because it's a dream! Class dismissed!
Marshall Eriksen : Mistake number three, dude, where was the hat? Because if you're not going to wear it, I'm taking it back!
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Ted Mosby : So if any of you have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life other than become an architect, you're wasting my time and yours. There's the door... You can go. I'm serious. Get out, now.
Ted Mosby : [Everyone gets up to leave] Wait... Don't... all leave! Architecture's fun! Look! I brought a hacky sack!
