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5/10
Has potential.
dejagerhw11 November 2014
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First of all, I was truly excited when hearing about this film, however, having finally started watching it, I was in fact very confused about what was unfolding in front of me on the screen. I did not expect Shakespeare in this setting, however I was intrigued, so I set to watch the film.

It took me a good few minutes to figure out the characters in both the Romeo and Juliet setting as well as the Private Romeo setting. Numerous actors play numerous characters which makes it that much more confusing and constantly during the film you see the students reading the play and then the play takes place in real time and real life. This i did not understand. Is the idea that they portray the story of Romeo in Juliet as they read it in class? Is this supposedly happening in real life ironically while they are busy discussing Romeo and Juliet in class? The concept of Romeo and Juliet in this setting has its moments in which it works and then moments where it fails. The entire point of Romeo and Juliet is about two star-crossed lovers whose fate is bound in the fact that their love is forbidden because of a feud between their families. In this situation that feud which binds the entire story together transcends to, I presume, the lack of accepting gay love in a military school setting but is not brought across very well. With the exception of the Tybalt character all the boys are for it and tries to help the two lovers.

Many of the iconic moments of Shakespeare's play is lost and could have been done better. The lovers meeting was sudden and unexpected with no build up and happened in an awkward setting. The monumental balcony scene takes place in a classroom and lacks the tantalizing secrecy of two lovers doing wrong in the night. But for that same matter there are moments that were presented very well. The fight scene between Mercutio and Tybalt was good and then between Tybalt and Romeo. The lovers waking up after Romeo's banishment was done beautifully. Juliet's drinking of the elixir that fakes death was brilliant and spell binding and kudos to Matt Doyle for doing that so well.

The film has a happy ending with the two lovers reuniting and then Juliet sings a random love song.

What saves this movie in my opinion is that the acting is brilliant and the delivery of the Shakespearean lines are done very well. It is worth mentioning that Hale Appleman steals the show and is mesmerizing to watch as Mercutio.

In concept I loved the film, but I feel that it lacked structure which in effect made the film loose and chaotic. It is a brilliant idea that was executed, not poorly, but far from brilliantly. Maybe what could have happened was to shoot it in two different "dimensions". The reading of the play in the classroom and then the real life execution of the play in the military academy setting.

But all in all, you will either love it or hate it. Despite its faults, I enjoyed the film. I just wish that it had more structure.
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6/10
What an odd version
ericstevenson27 August 2017
This is one of the strangest versions of "Romeo And Juliet" I've come across, mostly because of its setting. I'm fairly certain there have been more films based on "Romeo And Juliet" than "Hamlet". This version is set in modern times, but it doesn't feature two characters from warring families. It actually features two boys in the military who have a gay romance. Their love is forbidden because this was a time where we questioned whether or not gays should be in the military. Now, this movie does have a really good moral to it. Don't judge gays, obviously.

The thing that weighs this down is how the execution is really off. It actually features the boys reciting the actual "Romeo And Juliet" play while in this romance. It's pretty awkward to watch. I can see why most people think this movie is just okay. The atmosphere isn't that good. I'll still give this movie credit for putting a new spin on such a classic tale. Since this movie was made, gays have been given complete rights in the United States and that's something I'm always glad to be behind. **1/2
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6/10
Gender Blind Casting is OK... PLOT-Blind cinematography is NOT
Havan_IronOak15 June 2014
Just watched Private Romeo and I gotta say I was disappointed after all the positive comments & reviews.

I understood that the story was a modern take on the Romeo & Juliet story set in a boys' military academy. For me it just didn't work.

I tried to get behind the "gender blind" casting, a variation on "color blind" casting in which the audience pretends NOT to notice a the actors race and just goes with the character as written. For me this didn't work because the characters adhered so loosely to the characters as written.

The story is all about how two factions are brought to grief when a member of each faction kills themselves after becoming a couple.

In this version, I couldn't tell the factions apart or even if there really were any. There were no parental arranged marriages, no killing of cousins in duels, and even bigger departures from the story... but that would be telling!

I'm a big fan of restaging Shakespeare in other scenarios. West Side Story and Ran are great examples where "bending the Bard" actually added new and interesting aspects to an already classic tale, but this one added nothing and detracted a LOT. I saw all of my favorite speeches of the play marred and made less by this staging.

Also the production values were glaringly deficient in spots. Why stage a military drill scene without bothering to ensure uniform uniforms, and with so small a number of "cadets?"

This felt much less organic throughout than that Woody Allen movie where he took an already released Japanese movie and substituted his own dialogue.

The boys were pretty and there were moments where the actors managed to get my interest & empathy DESPITE the total lack of any help from the vehicle they were performing in.

It may well be me. There are a number of very positive reviews of this film by critics from The NY Times and The Village Voice et. al. but after seeing this I'm if some form of payola wasn't involved...
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A stunning marriage of exquisite language and passion, the most nearly perfect Romeo and Juliet yet filmed
jm1070115 July 2012
I LOVE this movie. I loved it the first time I watched it, and I've loved it even more each of the three times I've watched it since then; it continues to astonish me.

The adaptation of Romeo and Juliet to an all-boys' military academy is very effective, and Seth Numrich (Sam/Romeo) and Matt Doyle (Glenn/Juliet) have the most electrifyingly romantic scenes I've seen in a long time - maybe ever. Hale Appleman (Josh/Mercutio) is riveting, the best actor in a very gifted cast (all of whom are young New York theatre actors who had prior experience with Shakespeare on stage).

Familiarity with Romeo and Juliet will help a lot in following the fast-moving and sometimes chaotic story, and multiple viewings are well worth the time and effort.

Many people who don't like Private Romeo just don't like Shakespeare, which is understandable in a generation raised on reality TV and crap like Avatar and the superhero/action movie that gets remade under a different title several times every year.

At the opposite end of the spectrum, serious devotees of Shakespeare may have a problem with the liberties taken, not only in the male Juliet but in the slightly changed ending; but they cannot fault the amazing spirit of this movie - Shakespeare would be writing an even more glowing review if he were here. For people who love Shakespeare but are okay with free adaptations and low budgets, this is about as good as it gets. Even intelligent straight people may like it.

The "balcony" scene is especially glorious, the most perfect mating of language and feeling I have ever seen; but all four or five of their love scenes are revelations. I wish I had a hundred stars to lavish on this most excellent little movie.

(People who see elements of the defunct "don't ask - don't tell" policy of the US military are projecting their own issues onto the movie, which contains not even the slightest hint of homophobia. The fact that both the lovers are male is in no way the cause of any conflict in Private Romeo. Somewhat as in Shakespeare, it's a rivalry between cliques in the school and has nothing whatsoever to do with the sex of the lovers.)
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7/10
A Nice Movie...Not Sure Why All The Bad Reviews
vowelljb21 June 2013
This was really a nice adaptation of "R&J'...Yes it took some liberties, but it was well acted and, in the end, a very sweet tale.

I am not sure why it has gotten such negative reviews. No...it is not your typical "gay" movie...which is why it works. THe movie is dependent on the Shakeperean text which may have turned some off.

The actors are all believable, and if not the best acting I have seen, it is much better than a lot of cheesy movies of the genre. The two leads, Seth Numrich and Matt Doyle play their angst and conflict quite well, drawing the viewer in to their plight.

If you go into this film with no expectations you should enjoy it. I think if you are looking for a "gay" film or a masterful adaptation of Shakespeare you will be disappointed. Take it for what it is and enjoy it.
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9/10
An Entrancing Dreamtime: Shakespeare Himself Would Have Loved This Film
thomasdosborneii17 July 2011
I loved and was entranced by this very beautiful, and beautifully done, movie. At first I was worried that the use of Shakespeare's original language was going to feel gimmicky or distracting (as it often has been in other projects...such as, in my opinion, in the Baz Luhrmann "Romeo+Juliet" film, which had other charms, to be sure, and I liked it a lot, but regarding the Shakespearean spoken dialog, I had felt that neither Leonardo DiCaprio nor Clare Danes, who are certainly otherwise good actors, had the slightest idea what they were actually saying), but instead, this film illuminated Shakespeare's language and I feel that I had rarely heard those words spoken with such beauty, clarity, and understanding. The actors completely inhabited those lines and from the powerfully projective strength of their voices, it was obvious to me that these were very talented and even classically-trained actors.

They all had the physical good looks that makes you think they could have been cast on looks, alone, and yet to see the actual TALENT they all had, was rather amazing. A little investigation later revealed that many, if not all, of them were far more interested in the New York and London theater scenes than they were in "Hollywood", and this film is probably not a "Hollywood" film, anyway.

For typical Hollywood film audiences, this film might have been narratively confusing in several different ways. For example, the director made the decision to retain the feminine gender pronouns in the dialog, and yet, despite the fact that this movie was set in an all-boys military academy, I didn't feel that these words were meant to be used insultingly or as put-downs, even when spoken to or about those in "enemy" camps. Nor was their use meant to take on a "drag queen" type of persona, like "say girl", and "she" this and that. No. These men were always clearly masculine, and especially so throughout all their wooing and love-making, and let's underscore that they were young WARRIORS, so no asking "who is the man and who is the woman in the relationship", they are both (as were all of them) MEN, okay?

For me, at any rate, it was almost automatic to either ignore the specificity of the gender pronouns (understanding that the original Shakespeare was being used without alteration or distortion), or, perhaps better, to transcend the sexual implications of gender into their spiritual qualities. For, in truth, it is only those with the least developed masculinity who are afraid to express love, to be tender and physically affectionate toward other men, to be caring and sheltering, for the fear that those qualities will "compromise" their masculinity (instead of what actually happens, it enhances it). And if sex, and marriage comes along with it, well, they're sovereign adults who know their own hearts.

I admit that were some aspects that I didn't quite get, such as why were these two "camps" enemies? They weren't from rival schools, they were in the same classrooms and shower rooms, but maybe they were on rival athletic teams within the school, and, being quite competitive naturally, any alliance across teams was frowned upon. But I never really quite got where that conflict came from. (Perhaps oversimplifying it, I can best think of this in "Harry Potter" terms, different "houses", that in this film the "Capulet" and "Montague" were equivalent to "Gryffendor" and "Slitherin".)

I did not pick up on any homophobia; it might have been there or alluded to or assumed, but I did not think that it specifically was the love between the two boys, AS two boys, that was, itself, a problem, and if I am right, then this unquestioned acceptance of that added quite a bit to the dream-like quality or maybe idealized atmosphere of the film. For then in the film's "dreamtime," then, they are beyond that issue (as it is way high time for it to be in our everyday world).

I am willing to accept that my various problems in understanding certain things indicates my imperceptions rather than failings in the construction of the film. A subsequent watching (which I am eager to do) may very well clear up every question.

But, instead of getting lost in the minutia of plot points and evaluating the correlation of the meaning between the original Shakespearean love story and a modern-day version set in an all-boys military school, I think it was much better to merely swim in the dreamy artistry and beauty of the project as a whole, to enjoy it as the work of art it is instead of merely as a narrative story.

The two boys, "Romeo" and "Juliet" were fantastic together while swirling in and speaking to one another Shakespeare's gorgeous words. It was enough to bring tears to my eyes. I think that Shakespeare, himself, would have loved this film, and from reading his "Sonnets", I especially think so! I am also reminded of another of his plays that I love, "As You Like It", where, in my view, love transcends "gender" (or, at least, the temporary appearance of gender).

All in all, despite a few minor flaws, this was a very worthwhile film to see and if you like Shakespeare at all, I think this film will increase your appreciation of his work (and to see how well it continues to universally apply), and if you hadn't known the director and the performers previously, the film introduces you to some seriously talented professionals whose careers are very much to be kept abreast of.
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7/10
Transition from reality to fantasy
jmcg0290816 March 2013
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After the introductory scenes quickly showing the daily life of eight young cadets/high school students at a private military academy, there is a transition scene from reality to some kind of alternative reality. The reality is school life, including reading Romeo and Juliet in class, with each boy taking on a character and reading the character's lines out loud. The alternative reality is the acting out by the eight boys of Shakespeare's play throughout the day and the night, using the original text.

Have the cadets fallen into some kind of fantasy, thinking they really are the characters from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet? Or are they just acting out the play? Or are they acting out the play using the Method acting technique where the actors make themselves into the characters they play? Have they taken on the task of acting out Romeo and Juliet to give two gay lovers a chance to openly express their love? Or are they acting out Romeo and Juliet because its theme of love suppressed by family and society leading to tragic consequences is s a good symbol of modern day gay love among boys who are expected by society's authorities to be masculine and straight?

The boys have the school to themselves, all the authorities and the other cadets having gone on a field exercise. So acting out the play is not going to run into the school's reality. They are free to live in their alternative reality.

The transition scene happens when Hale Appleman's character recites the lines from Shakespeare's play about the tiny fairy that enters a person's mind and transports the person into a state of enchantment, infatuated love. The fairy lines are clearly a reference to psychedelic drugs, a modern reality indeed.

I think the transition scene would have worked better if the entire group were sitting around taking a drug, with Hale Appleman then reciting the lines and each boy declaring that he has become possessed by a character in the play. Instead we see Hale reciting the lines to another character as they move down a staircase.

At any rate, the boys proceed to act out the play, supposedly with a gay infatuation on the part of the boy playing Romeo and a boy playing Juliet.

Is the gay thing really about a gay romance? Or are the boys playing Romeo and Juliet just playing the roles in the play? The kisses are passionate, the gay love apparently real. But the two characters call each Romeo and Juliet and Juliet is everywhere referred to as a woman by all the other characters. The movie makes more sense if seen as the boys being drug possessed, acting out the characters they are possessed by.Then it would make sense for two gays boys to choose the parts of Romeo and Juliet.

One wonderful aspect of this movie is hearing Shakespeare's lines recited with clear articulation and energy in normal American adolescent accents. There's none of the Anglophilic obsession so common in Shakespearean acting.

Another wonderful aspect is the powerful acting of Hale Apppleman. Go Hale, you need to be seen more!

Overall, a very good effort to use Shakespeare effectively. There are clear influences from other movies, including the soldier scenes in Scotland from the movie 28 Days. I think the movie would have worked far better if influenced by the movie Were the World Mine where the use of a drug (a love potion) makes the transition works better, the transition from from every day external reality to another reality where one's inner potential for love is fully expressed.
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3/10
Wonderful Experiment
djd582127 September 2013
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Private Romeo is a wonderful experiment and another entry in the extensive library of films highlighting the timeless genius of William Shakespeare. It proves that Romeo and Juliet can be translated into almost any setting. As a movie, it is somewhat lacking. Shakespeare's play combines a perfect mix of romance, comedy and tragedy. Unfortunately, the movie only gets one of them right.

The romance between Glenn Mangan (aka Juliet) and Sam Singleton (aka Romeo) is honest and believable. The actors deliver their lines as well or better than many other Shakespearean actors.

But, with one exception, whatever comedy there is seems completely unintentional. The film is set in an all-boys military academy, so the lines normally spoken by female characters are instead spoken by men. Every time a person said "Juliet" or "Nurse" or "her" I was taken out of the movie and left to ponder the "experiment". Men referring to other men as females became funny after a while. Chris Bresky, who plays Omar Madsen (aka the Nurse), through no fault of his own, was often the source of this unintentional comedy. But he also has the one genuinely funny scene when he returns to Juliet to deliver Romeo's answer to Juliet's question regarding marriage. It is also one of my favorite scenes in Shakespeare's play and Bresky does it beautifully.

But the movie really goes off the rails as a tragedy. In Shakespeare's original, tension is established by two warring families who will only declare peace when they each lose a child. None of this happens in the movie. Only eight students are left behind at the academy, and two of them, Ken Lee (aka the Prince) and Adam Hersh (aka Friar Laurence), are not part of either "family". It's hard to understand the tension among the other six students. Romeo and Juliet are both gay, and when they "come out" during the party, no one seems to be particularly homophobic. Carlos Moreno (aka Tybalt) is upset, but it's unclear why. Is it because they're gay? From different social classes? From different battalions? The battle between the two sides is never clearly defined and we are left to wonder what the problem is.

Romeo and Juliet is a play about coincidences. Romeo goes to the party after being shown the guest list and seeing Rosaline's name. He stumbles over the wall just in time to see Juliet emerge on the balcony. He happens upon Mercutio and Tybalt in the midst of a heated argument. Friar Laurence's letter to Romeo in Mantua gets delayed. Romeo drinks the poison only moments before Juliet awakens. And the Friar arrives at the tomb too late to save Romeo and leaves too early to save Juliet. Each of these coincidences leads inexorably to the play's tragic conclusion.

But no one dies in the movie, so the coincidences, such as they are, are meaningless. Since there is no tension between two warring tribes, the "deaths" of the two protagonists are meaningless. And what did their "deaths" accomplish? Upon awakening, Romeo and Juliet are in the exact same situation they were when they "died". Nothing gets resolved and no one is changed.

The movie is a fine experiment, but I can't recommend it.

On a final note, the acting is superb with kudos to everyone. Hale Appleman (aka Mercutio) is outstanding, and I hope to see him in other movies in the future.
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9/10
Stunning Shakespeare
walypala24 March 2012
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I have a couple of pet hates when it comes to Shakespeare: 1. Forced constructs (a lá Kenneth Branagh's As You Like It set in feudal Japan - WTF!?!) 2. Americans (I know it is harsh but I have yet to see an American production that I've not cringed at - Did you see Ethan Hawke in Hamlet?) And then along comes Private Romeo to force a group of American military cadets into Romeo and Juliet.

Shakespeare, forced context, Americans.

Shakespeare, forced military academy context, hot semi-naked Americans.

So I went. I was unprepared. The performances here completely disarmed me. The cast, led by (Seth Numrich - incidentally, Julliard's youngest ever drama student) is phenomenal. Their command of Shakespeare's words is masterful, finding the perfect balance between the flow of natural dialogue and the meter of the verse.

Hale Appleman is especially good as Mercutio, and he relishes the early scenes, absolutely smashing the Queen Mab speech. Chris Bresky, too, who takes on the nurse's role has a lot of fun with his role, aided by some clever set up. But, in truth, it is hard to fault anyone in the cast.

And the context? That's a bit more tricky.

The film kicks off with the students doing a read through of Romeo and Juliet in their class. Thankfully, Brown moves away from the standard 'lives mirror performance' format, as the cadets start to slip into verse with little warning. The military academy works as a setting because the action that is taking place isn't strictly 'Romeo and Juliet'. Shakespeare's dialogue is used to accentuate the action rather than drive it. It soon becomes clear that the masked ball is not going to be a masked ball and that daughters are not going to be girls. Importantly, there are no rival houses, they are mentioned but they are not the cause of the tragedy here, that role is taken up by the undercurrent of homophobia and standard high school pack mentality.

If you accept this construct then the world of Private Romeo maintains a concrete internal logic. The cadets can change roles because the speech is more important than the character. Director Alan Brown cleverly signals character changes by flashing back to the classroom scene, re-introducing the boys in the new role.

Coming to the film with a solid grasp of the play will certainly benefit. Brown has pared the play back to an extremely fast moving 98 minutes and he has used many techniques to keep the pace moving. Characters are excised or collapsed into single characters, actors double up on roles, and whole plot lines are removed or altered. This is nothing new in producing Shakespeare but it is certainly less common producing his works for the screen.

SPOILERS I won't deny that Brown has taken some liberties with the play. The tweaks that Baz Lurhmann made in his excellent 1996 version have been taken a step further here, with both the boys surviving. I didn't find this as jarring as I would have expected. Following on from Tybalt and Mercutio's fight (where neither die) the altered ending maintains the relationship between the traditional play and the play on the screen. Brown's decision also sidestepped the propensity of gays to die at the end of films, a comment in itself.

END SSPOILERS There are of course choices that didn't work especially well; a series of lip-synced YouTube videos filmed by the cadets were effective but oddly placed and a song by 'Juliet' over the films credits needs to be hacked off the end (and will be once it reaches my DVD-r).

Private Romeo is a fluid, astonishingly acted and relevant addition to the library of 'Romeo and Juliet' on film. Brown's film can sit proudly next to Zeffirelli and Lurhmann as an adaptation that has captured the true beauty of the text and adolescent love.

Do not miss!
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6/10
Private Romeo
CinemaSerf16 April 2023
This is quite a creative reimagining of the "Romeo & Juliet" story that shifts the setting from Verona to an American military academy. Therein, are eight cadets who essentially adopt the roles of the Montagues and Capulets - but with a difference. All are male. Using an hybrid of Shakespeare's own language and a modern day soundtrack along with an overtly militaristic scenario, the love story unfolds. Creator Alan Brown has done quite well here. Clearly the budget was pretty minimal, but he uses light and shadow, pulls focus, includes dance and sport - all to create, effectively enough, a modern-day appreciation of affection, bigotry and intolerance. It's not that it swipes at the US military's approach to being gay, per se, it highlights it - and it also demonstrates that regardless of the overarching "policy", it is down to individual people to implement lasting change and improvements. The cast work well together and the film, though it does require concentration, flows along well. Maybe a bit too long, and the sound mix isn't always the best - but it's an interesting watch this.
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2/10
No Excuse for Bad Storytelling
jw171510-638-20388117 May 2014
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"Private Romeo" is supposed to be an updated version of Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet,' but the only resemblance seems to be that the characters all speak mostly from the original text. What would be lost if these two were not allowed to be in love? What would be gained?

Scenes in a literature class wherein the cadets are reading the text are juxtaposed with a bare-bones version of the story where they, for whatever reason, also speak lines practically verbatim with the original text. The new setting and the forbidden love being shifted to gay love is not a bad idea. But it didn't matter to any of the cadets that two of them were gay. They aren't from rival academies. They don't appear to be different in any way. So the love wasn't forbidden.

Around the time Tybalt comes into the gym, demanding justice, I started thinking that these guys were taking their Shakespeare class too far. Referring online, I learn that the characters should be related. Tybalt is Juliet's cousin, so why is he so angry that he would want to hurt anyone? Here, it's because it happened in the original text at a major point in the story.

Many scenes are confusing. The actor playing Mercutio is also supposed to be Juliet's father, so who he is playing when isn't always clear. During a scene wherein he sells Juliet for marriage, I kept wondering when Mercutio became Juliet's father and how soldiers of the same rank can sell another to marriage. A character has a cell phone, so it could be safe to assume that others do as well. When Juliet drinks her poison, I wondered why she didn't just text Romeo with something like "omg faking own death lol if u c me im not dead #RnJ4eva".

Here's something that REALLY bothered me. The male and female characters are all still divided, with Juliet and Nurse being referred to as women although obviously played by men. When Romeo is spooning Juliet, she is Little Spoon. The movie didn't even attempt to do anything to further gender roles. At some point, it must have crossed Brown's mind that at least minor changes in the text would be necessary. In one scene, Mercutio and another character are in a hallway trying to find Romeo. Mercutio offers, "He's hiding in the trees here." I'm thinking, "You're in a hallway. There are no trees!" Such things make me have to use a word I despise using when describing movies; 'pretentious.'

It's often referenced in this movie's message board that at the time of Shakespeare, only men were allowed to act. That's well and good (and I saw "Shakespeare in Love," too), but the story takes place in the modern day where women are allowed to act. So why did all the actors have to be male? Because Alan Brown wanted to make a gay version of Romeo and Juliet.

I am a gay man, and if you hate this movie, it does not mean that you hate gays.

The acting was good. Perhaps that's a fault for me because if the acting had been bad, the movie would have been funny. Instead, I found it boring and annoying. Why should we care about these characters if the writer/director doesn't care enough to give us a reason? It seemed lazy the way only a handful of lines were in modern speak and the rest were Shakespeare's text. It seems as though Brown thought that if he changed the absolute minimum that it would all fall into place. It doesn't.

Yes, I'm being harsh on an independent film with practically no budget. Still, that's not enough to excuse bad storytelling. I have watched low budget movies with brilliant scripts, high budget movies with terrible scripts (who hasn't hated at least one summer blockbuster?), and this is a low budget movie with a horrible script. If I had a copy of it, I would almost feel inclined to write notes in it with red ink and send it back. It really is a miracle that movies without big names attached get made in the first place, but "Private Romeo" does not help. By refusing to actually update the material, we're left wondering why we are watching this in the first place. That's the worst question that can appear in a viewer's mind.

In the original text, Romeo's and Juliet's deaths helped end the feuding between the families. Here, they both survive. What good does that do? I'm not saying the characters have to die but am saying that their fates are directly tied to the story. If it doesn't matter one way or another, then it doesn't matter.

If you want a good, witty update of Romeo and Juliet, watch "Warm Bodies." Actually, throughout "Private Romeo" I kept wishing I was watching "Warm Bodies." The story was updated with genuine wit, turning the feuding families into zombies and zombie killers. There is even a brilliant parody of the famous balcony sequence as well as perhaps a better reason for their forbidden love to exist in the first place. Skip "Private Romeo" and watch "Warm Bodies" instead. If the latter disappoints you, then the former could be like torture. It certainly was for me.
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9/10
Truly ground-breaking!!
dvdinaus17 February 2012
I was recently able to watch this movie at a cinema in NY on my travels and I must take my hat off to Alen Brown for making an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet so perfectly without getting carried away with trying to make it something it is not.

I have heard so many people say that it makes no sense calling a male by a female name but I believe that is what makes it so brilliant. The film is able to show a gay Romeo and Juliet story without getting caught up in the titles that we believe everything should fit into.

The boys are Romeo and Juliet they have a love that is pure and as clear as day but have to overcome the blindness of others. To be as talented as Shakespeare was at writhing plays you have to be able to create something that touches everyone in a different way this film shows just that. Sadly in order for you to fully understand the brilliance of this film you have to leave all your judgments behind.

I believe that Shakespeare would have been proud of how his masterpiece on unbiased love holds true in this film!

Truly ground-breaking!
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2/10
I didn't buy it for one minute. And I wanted to.
hughman5527 April 2014
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You can not order the pre-fix menu at a 5 star restaurant and have delivered to your table a burger and fries. Cold rubbery fries. The concept of this film is enticing. The execution was not so successful. For as many liberties as were taken with Shakespeare's masterpiece one simple and useful one, would have been to change "Juliet" to "Julien". You wouldn't even have had to ruin the title to do this. Because the actor playing "Juliet" was a man, there seemed to be a concerted effort to not weaken, feminize, or subdue his demeanor. This produced a complete lack of polarity, or Ying and Yang, in the relationship which rendered the romance impotent.

And so you have a very sincere attempt at a "Romeo and Juliet" that is devoid of tectonic passion between the two main characters. And they don't die in the end. This project came across, even at it's best moments, more as an open reading of the play than a rendering of what it in reality truly is, the greatest love story ever written.

There are some excellent performances in this film. Josh Neff as Mercutio/Capulet, Adam Barrie as Friar Lawrence, Omar Madsen as the nurse, were powerful at moments when allowed by the direction. The actors for the title characters seemed hamstrung by either misdirection or unsuitability for the roles. In the end it didn't even matter that they didn't die tragically because there was no great loss of love. I'm not even sure that they survived to love at all. They seemed drawn to one another. That's not sufficient for a rendering of a Shakespeare classic on the margins of society.

I think this could have been really amazing. But when Romeo and Juliet are not driven to defy everything in their lives for their love, their complete and consuming love is not battered by tragedy and death, and they do not die unnecessarily and tragically at the end, I'm really not sure what's left. It seemed here, not much.
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10/10
Unbelievably good
showtrmp10 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Any gay person will tell you that one of their main problems (granted that they survived adolescence unscarred and are reasonably well-adjusted--that's a big "granted") is that there is no real "language" for romance between two men, or two women. Gay people generally hide their sexuality during the period when others are learning how to express it, and once a gay person has determined to strike out on his or her own, there isn't much in the culture to let them know how to approach another person of the same sex--what the rules are, what to say, what signals to send and how to read the other person. And most "gay movies" that try to fulfill this function are gimmicky and/or maudlin--people in them don't talk like human beings.

"Private Romeo" solves the problem by using the play still regarded as the last word on young romance--William Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet"--and putting the words of Shakespeare's young lovers in the mouths of two men--cadets at a military training academy. In a sort of limbo while they await orders for transfer, the cadets are (for some reason) studying "Romeo and Juliet" in their classes, and they begin to lapse in and out of the play in their daily lives, as Sam (Seth Numrich) and Glenn (Matt Doyle) meet, fall in love, and play out their destiny in a way that parallels Shakespeare in some ways and departs from it in others. Their classmates follow suit, echoing Shakespeare's world in another way--all of the roles are played by men, and several of them switch from one role to another without any fuss or directorial signaling (after Mercutio's death scene, he simply becomes Capulet).

All of this is accomplished without a trace of self-consciousness. The actors behave in a way I don't believe I've ever seen in a modern Shakespeare adaptation--their movements and inflections are completely contemporary, yet the language comes out of them easily--it never seems jarring or archaic. The actors are trained (Numrich and Doyle appeared in "War Horse") so that they do the play honor yet still make it work as a modern movie. Numrich is a convincingly ardent Romeo--when he meets his Juliet at a late-night beer-and-cards bash (substituting for the Capulet ball), he circles him warily, making tentative gestures at his hand and (eventually) his lips ("give me my sin again"). Doyle's Juliet, the center of the movie, registers the moment of Glenn's surrender wonderfully, and from then on he lives only for his love. His face becomes so eager at the thought of Romeo that we long to see it stay that way--the moments when it collapses and shatters with pain become almost unbearable. None of the other students react in conventionally "homophobic" ways--Tybalt (Bobby Moreno) is just another young men left in charge who has gotten full of himself, and who thinks that Sam and Glenn's liaison will disrupt order at the academy. And Hale Appleman's Mercutio is the most ambiguous reading of that role in quite a while--during the Queen Mab speech, we can't tell whether he is cautioning Romeo against the "dream" of gay love, or whether he has a thing for him himself.

Sorry to have gone on for so long, but this movie affected me in a very personal way, especially during the balcony scene--or, for that matter, any scene in which Romeo and Juliet are together. The movie does what flashier, "concept"-riddled Shakespeare films don't--it makes what now seems quaint and abstract in the play (the feud, the duels) seem electric. There is genuine tension and peril in the air, plus a tenderness that seems earned. Lines take on new meaning ("I do love--a woman", "Is love a tender thing?", and, especially, "Thy beauty hath made me effeminate"). Spoiler--no one dies here, not even the two title lovers, and yet the stakes are as high as ever. And not even the sternest Shakespeare purist could disavow this ending--especially not one who has seen too many screen homosexuals end in suicide (or too many real-life gay teens doing the same.)
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And I quote: "It's Joyous...and just about.....
arizona-philm-phan23 May 2012
Brotherhood and Love....and not about the bashing....and not about the hate....and not about the struggle. Because...I think we need more films like that....I think we need more things saying that Love is Universal....and it is beautiful, no matter what. And I'm really proud to be a part of this project."

(( These words are the heartfelt expressions of Matty Doyle (Glenn / Juliet), in preparing to give an encore rendition of "You Made Me Love You", at the following YouTube address: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25_D9qvxJ0c ))

Bringing life and passion to a 400+ year old play is a gutsy, yet potentially tricky endeavor. In doing so, Director Alan Brown had a "Nice" idea (he's had them before). BUT...will raw Shakespeare (let alone with a cast not-trained-in-Shakespeare) pull in everyday Gay viewers around the world? Time and return on expenses will tell. Though I personally hunger for the success of this film work, that "BUT" remains a potential killer for his efforts.

Still and all, if anything can keep this film work alive...and long remembered...it will the touching, yet sizzling, Love Story given us by Seth Numrich (Sam / Romeo) and Matt Doyle (Glenn / Juliet). They hold absolutely nothing back in both their emotional and physical lovemaking. Their scenes together are oh-so-easy for this reviewer to play, and replay again.

BUT, now I must be honest...and say that about the basics of this Story---the basics of Shakespeare---I am ill-equipped to give you more. Yet, there is someone....someone from the several existing reviews of this film, whose deeply descriptive and perceptive words say it all. And those words belong to Rachel Schweissinger, and can be found in her May 19, 2012 review at Amazon.com, entitled: "Outstanding, Heartbreaking, Haunting, Beautiful". Do yourself a favor and read them.

PS--Thank you, Matt Doyle, for giving us a today's-rendition of "You Made Me Love You." It's right up there with another favorite---Harry Nilsson's 1973** track of that same song. And perhaps you'll consider another visit to "Feinsteins" and give us your go at R & J's true Signature Song: "Always" (the perfect lyrics for J. to sing to R.). Oh, and Harry needs the competition.

**Audio CD/MP3---"A Little Touch of Schmilsson in the Night"
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5/10
Good film but something does not make sense
graham-harvey11 November 2020
There is something great about Romeo & Juliet being adapted into a story of love between two men. But there was something that seemed confusing in the tale of why exactly the love was being denied or opposed. In the original R&J it was clear of the opposing families and we now look at such things & question why this would be the reality. Of course there are still many who get pressured to marry someone other than who they love. Maybe I was slow in figuring it out, but I could not grasp who was opposing the arrangement & why. And in this day & age the R&J story kind of does not hold up. Would you be willing to die if you can not marry the one you love? If you think this way, then you need help. Nothing should come before your own wellbeing.
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10/10
Love Goes Toward Love As School Boy's From Their Books
urent17 May 2012
I recently rented this film after having discovered it entirely by accident. I admit that I am a Romeo and Juliet Junkie, but I am always open to new settings and the like. The more I delved into the film, the more attached I got to these characters. These guys were outstanding in their own way, how they played the characters, how they conveyed the poetry and making it seem completely natural. Seth Numrich and Matt Doyle perfectly conveyed the romance of Seth/Romeo and Glenn/Juliet. While some people may easily be bothered by a gay interpretation of Romeo and Juliet, I had no issues/problems with it at all. The chemistry between those two was so sweet and innocent, I could not help but be drawn into the story. For me, even if I was bothered, the poetry and the story are all that matters! Doyle in particular makes a very strong Juliet, standing up to the bullying Hale Appleman's Lord Capulet/Mercutio (also outstanding). The film is beautifully shot, with close-ups on the lover's hands as they hold and touch one another. There are plenty of other tender moments throughout. The setting is also very sparse, with the empty hallways and courtyards, like the stage is waiting for the tragedy to unfold. I won't say anything about the ending, other than I was oddly satisfied. Somehow it works. And this movie does too. I cannot wait to add it to my Shakespeare collection.
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3/10
This adaptation is inadequate
decamps9 October 2011
I loved the modern adaptation of Romeo+Juliet by Baz Luhrmann with Leorando Di Caprio. I thought it would be interesting to push it a step further with a gay relationship. Except that it doesn't work.

It doesn't work to call a guy "Juliet", to call him Madame. Maybe it would work with a film about transgender.

It doesn't work for a unified class to be split along two opposite camps (the Capulets & the Montagues). Maybe it would have make sense with a small group of special forces corp confronting a small group of terrorists.

It doesn't work for a small budget film with only a dozen actors to take place in a huge military school.

Last but not least, I did not like the way the camera was handled. Many times, the image is blur, and I'm even not sure this is done on purpose.
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10/10
Heart and soul breaking you mean
Dr_Coulardeau7 August 2012
Warning: Spoilers
A dream for ever and ever. To have "Romeo and Juliet" performed the way it was at the time of Elizabeth and the Globe Theatre, only with men and boys. But dream in the dream, let the boys be boys and not disguised boys, boys in drag, drag queens of sorts. What would happen if…?

Alan Brown has just done it. And he pushed his boyization of the play to the farthest point possible. Late teenagers in a military academy, or rather prep school, cadets who want to go to West Point all of them. Not only do the young men play all the roles but they play them with the necessary emotion and force. Romeo and Juliet who are two young men of 17 years of age really live their love as if they were in love, because they are in love, at least they are telling us with their tears, with their voices, with their bodies at all levels of nudity, though nothing frontal, that they are in love and that they spent the night before the lark sings nude in the same bed, spooning one against the other one in the other.

We are supposed to be moved by that love and by the hostility it reveals in some of these cadets, but there the film is discrete. No one dies, no one is really wounded, but the fights are real fights since cadets have some experience and training at close combat. And the atmosphere of the academy, though deserted since we only have a dozen cadets left, all the others being out on some field exercise, is reconstructed with small details here and there: the reveille, the flag going up and down, the roughness of an all male community, the showers and the washrooms, the two non-commissioned officers looking after the dozen abandoned cadets and making them march through an empty yard.

But that's not the real point. We just have to believe it is real and then the love story it tells is also real and Romeo and Juliet are really in love and they really make love on their last night.

The best part, and I am not going to tell you the final twist and the dreadful poison they use to close the show with some surreal event, is the end and Juliet rises from the dead and sings a song that is so true, so powerful, that comes from so far away, 1913, music by James V. Monaco and lyrics by Joseph McCarthy, sung by Matt Doyle who had been such a moving Juliet and is now a charming resuscitated Juliet. That's a beautiful idea that counterbalances the Renaissance beauty of the Pilgrim Sonnet with some modernity. Emotion I guess is in that union of William Shakespeare and Joseph McCarthy in an inspiring trans-gender film, or should I say trans-genre?

You made me love you I didn't want to do it I didn't want to do it You made me want you And all the time you knew it I guess you always knew it You made me happy sometimes You made me glad But there were times, baby You made me feel so bad

You made me cry for I didn't want to tell you I didn't want to tell you I want some love That's true, yes I do Indeed I do, you know I do Give me, give me, give me what I cry for You know you've got the kind of kisses That I die for You know you made me love you

Dr Jacques COULARDEAU
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2/10
Truly Pathetic
fubared130 September 2014
A group of failed gay porn stars trying to do a Reader's Digest condensed very of Shakespeare. I say failed because, yes, they may have good bodies, but they are all quite ugly. The 'acting' is all strictly bad high school amateur quality. And to add insult to injury, they tack on a happy ending (no one is killed and the lovers both survive and are happy together). What I wish someone would do is the original version, which did have an all-male, with boys playing the female roles. Of course they would have to find young boys who could actual act and I doubt they have many in Canada. I guess the setting was chosen was the cheapest available...as were the actors and director. Oh, and if you thought this might be in some way 'erotic', you would be wrong. There is no sex, except for a couple of kisses, and no nudity, except from the waist up. It would probably get a PG rating if it weren't 'gay'. Probably the worst Shakespeare film ever made.
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8/10
Private Romeo Deals with Love at a Military Academy
ossurworld23 August 2012
Updated Shakespeare is all the rage since the days of doing Hamlet in modern dress, or the nude version. We have seen and enjoyed everything from Richard III to Coriolanus in updated fashion.

A few years back we offered a course in Updated Shakespeare to English majors, and we found a growing army of updated tales on film, whether it was Much Ado about Nothing or A Midsummer Night's Dream.

We even loved Leonardo DiCaprio's Romeo and Juliet, and we came with some trepidation to something called Private Romeo.

The premise seemed a mite strained. A few cadets at a military academy are left alone at the campus, fending for themselves while the officers and other cadets are off on maneuvers. In one class the stranded and bereft young cadets are studying Shakespeare's romantic tragedy, and they seem to begin to live it.

The idea is not so far-fetched, as the original play deals with young hothead teenage gang members in rival factions. There is a secret love story interwoven among the hostilities and budding male adolescent angst.

So it is in Private Romeo. The shock of the rival gangs over Romeo's love may be more palatable because the forbidden affair is with another cadet. We found the Shakespearean dialog most apt to cover the situation.

The idea of first-love being misguided and overly passionate may befit a gay tale of coming out among cadets.

We can forgive a small budget movie stretching its wings, and we can even forgive a half dozen cadets looking like the Glee Club, not future ROTC members. Apart from that, the story picks up steam under director Alan Brown.

Scenes from R&J are cleverly woven into conversations about Romeo's unorthodox military affair. Action plays out on basketball court and chemistry lab. Like Elizabethan times, male actors play female roles like Nurse and Juliet's mother, this time in the guise of young cadets. The actors handle multiple roles and dialog is lifted from Shakespeare to meet the situation.

This brave effort features Matt Doyle as Cadet Mangan and his alter ego Juliet. Doyle is soft and vulnerable, but hardly feminine or in drag. Seth Numrich plays Cadet Singleton and Romeo. They are commendable.

If all male casts disturb you, you would not have been able to appreciate Shakespeare's work played by all male casts in the writer's lifetime.
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Not popular with crowd
diva300018 July 2011
I saw the film at Outfest at the Ford. We were a trapped audience due to the stacked parking in the lot. Otherwise, I believe many would have left early. Lots of grumbles as we were walking out. No one understood the movie. It was a warped idea of a modern Romeo & Juliet that just didn't work. The script was forced to format. The actors were good and surprisingly got an award from Outfest for their acting. It also had moments of music video stuff out of the blue thrown into the middle of the movie that didn't have anything to do with the plot. No one I talked to liked the movie accept the distributor who picked it up over all the other great movies that played at the festival.
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5/10
Too bad I don't like drama written 300 years ago
ohlabtechguy23 January 2017
The problem with Shakespeare and any adaptations like this one is that the modern viewer fails to become emotionally connected because the language used is so "unusual" and at times difficult to make sense of. If the language and dialogue used is NOT like REAL language that everyday people use, then NONE of the drama seems REAL enough to feel any real emotions. It's too obvious that the whole piece is STAGED and therefore UNREAL. An effective drama should seem real - like it's really happening or could have really happened just as it is depicted. This is why melodrama is NOT effective. Melodrama is overacting....effected speech and mannerisms. It's NOT REAL....and therefore the audience cannot become emotionally engaged. Having made this point....the actors were all good, young and cute and I would love to have seen them in a really good true to life romantic gay drama. But I absolutely loved the closing song, "You made me love you", a Judy Garland tribute to Clark Gable back in the 1930s.
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8/10
Beautiful love story with infectious homoerotic chemistry
ioannisvamvakitis25 February 2020
Last night I discovered this little gem of a film ... a homoerotic take on the classic play "Romeo and Juliet" with some great acting and some handsome infectious chemistry between "Romeo" and "Juliet" ... I strongly recommend this!!
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2/10
Weird
gbhxkcggj22 October 2021
The weirdest movie I've ever watch. Not only because I can't enjoy it, moreover it's so boring to follow. I don't even know what they're talking about. I believe there's another way to make this movie much better, btw i like the artist tho, they're good at acting.
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