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Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires (2009)

Not Rated | | Comedy | Video 15 March 2009
The Escodero family is cursed! The mother is actually an undead vampire who lurks in a secret basement/dungeon hidden from the rest of the house. When the kids discover this dark truth, all... See full summary »

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Tim Ford

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Trace Beaulieu (creator), Frank Conniff | 3 more credits »
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Trace Beaulieu ... Himself
Frank Conniff ... Himself
Joel Hodgson Joel Hodgson ... Himself
Mary Jo Pehl Mary Jo Pehl ... Herself
J. Elvis Weinstein ... Himself
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The Escodero family is cursed! The mother is actually an undead vampire who lurks in a secret basement/dungeon hidden from the rest of the house. When the kids discover this dark truth, all hell breaks loose...literally! This movie has something for everyone: blood-soaked action for the guys, tender romance for the ladies, and unleashed demonic rage for the frightened child within us all. Written by Anonymous

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USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

15 March 2009 (USA) See more »

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