- Egghead: Doctor Doom, I only agreed to be part of this because you are the one scientist more clever than me.
- Dr. Doom: Reed Richards.
- Egghead: Hm, yes, obviously, I, but...
- Egghead: Bruce Banner.
- Egghead: Yes...
- Dr. Doom: Henry McCoy.
- Egghead: Yes, I suppose...
- Dr. Doom: The Mad Thinker.
- Egghead: All right, all right!
- Silver Surfer: You seem sad. Is it that clown?
- Falcon: [sighs] I'm the weakest guy here, Surfer. Wolvie craters the pavement, then he walks it off. I get my feathers ruffled, and I almost don't make it.
- Silver Surfer: Almost only counts in horseshoes and supernovas. Your speed factor is unparalled.
- Falcon: Quicksilver's faster.
- Silver Surfer: After Quicksilver though.
- Falcon: Whizzer, Maccari, Northstar...
- Iron Man: Those fractals are dangerous, Falc. It seems like I got to remind you of that every single week.