"The Cleveland Show" Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb (TV Episode 2009) - Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Cleveland Brown : Kids today. Just makes you think about our country's values. Have we lost our way? Heck, did we ever even have our way? Time was everybody knew everybody else. People said hello and they meant it, folks went to bed at a decent time and and jeans were only worn by prisoners. Someone would invite you over for coffee and you'd wind up talking for eight straight days. Some people think this modern society's an improvement. My question is an improvement on what?
Cleveland Brown : Junior, a boy's virginity is a terrible burden and it must be cast off on any girl who will take it.

Cleveland Brown Jr. : But the reverend says premarital sex will make your genitals and your soul burn.

Cleveland Brown : Oh, boys don't get most of the bad diseases and if you get herpes, who cares? Eighty percent of food preparers in this country have herpes.

Cleveland Brown Jr. : Daddy, do you want me to get herpes?

Cleveland Brown : I want you to at least try.
Cleveland Brown : [after catching Federline making out with Roberta] Bad hormone-ridden adolescent! Bad, bad!
Cleveland Brown : This afternoon at the baseball game, Roberta and Federline were all over each other, groping, squeezing, petting dry-humping, tongues wagging, probably causing a dot on his underpants. Oh, it was bad.
Cleveland Brown : Roberta, do you know what a hymen is?

Roberta Tubbs : That Jewish guy that works at the video store?

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs