How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Rough Patch (2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : If they can't stand each other, why don't they end it?

  Ted Mosby : Neither one wants to be first. They're playing relationship chicken.

  Marshall Eriksen : I think Barney ate the relationship chicken.

• Marshall Eriksen : So what did you get?

  Lily Aldrin : I got Squat.

  Marshall Eriksen : But I saw you take one.

  Lily Aldrin : I did. It's called "Squat".

• Pizza Guy : Somebody ordered an extra large sausage?

  Ted Mosby : Hey, one of Barney's videos starts off just like that.

  Marshall Eriksen : Hey, guys, Barney's ordering... five of something.

  Pizza Guy : [about his pizza being too large for the station wagon]  I don't know if it's gonna fit in here.

  Ted Mosby : Okay, now you're just quoting the video.