Louise discovers that Mr. Frond's plan to have the students evaluate the teachers shifts the balance of power from the teachers to the children; Bob and Linda can't agree on their final resting place.
Bob and Linda are invited to a Valentine's Day dinner at a fancy restaurant on Kingshead Island; the kids attempt to get past Jen the babysitter so they can have cheap Valentine's Day candy.
The Belchers tell their own versions of an infamous tree incident in the early years of Big Bob as they await his arrival so Tina can interview him for a school project during dinner.
Louise hides a house spider in her room after being told to get rid of it; Bob tries to make a friend outside of the people who come to the restaurant.
Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, so Bob offers to help him with a school project in the hope of steering him towards more interesting pursuits; Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride.
At a comet watch party, Teddy searches for signs from the universe and Bob tries to keep him from going off the deep end, while the Belcher kids try to make their comet wishes come true.
Tina cheers for Jimmy Junior at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar, while Bob and Linda have a bet to see which of them can catch the most home run balls outside Wonder Wharf Stadium.
Bob takes Linda and the kids to his mother's grave, but finding the headstone is harder than he thought; Teddy makes a fatal mistake while doing repairs on the Belcher home.