This Means War (2012)

Chris Pine: FDR Foster

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Quotes 

• FDR Foster : I missed you.

  Tuck : I know. I've missed you too.

  FDR Foster : I love you, man.

  Tuck : I love you, too.

  FDR Foster : We're back!

  Lauren : Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.

• Katie : So what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure?

  FDR Foster : Pleasure.

  Tuck : Business.

  FDR Foster : A little of both.

  Katie : What kind of business are you in?

  FDR Foster : I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.

  Katie : Permission to come aboard, captain.

• [last lines] 

  FDR Foster : You never slept with Lauren?

  Tuck : You slept with my wife!

  [tackles him out of the airplane] 

• Lauren : FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.

  Trish : Ew, gross!

  [Tuck laughs] 

  Trish : That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.

  [Tuck laughs out loud] 

  FDR Foster : You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.

• FDR Foster : Did he just give our bird the bird?

• FDR Foster : I don't believe in mistakes. It's the mistakes that make us who we are.