One for the Money (2012)

Jason O'Mara: Joseph Morelli

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Quotes 

• Joe Morelli : [after Stephanie kills Jimmy Alpha]  I think you're gonna make it, Cupcake. Cone over here and help me out of this, will you?

  [Stephanie looks at him] 

  Joe Morelli : Steph? What? Cuffs!

  [She smiles slowly] 

  Joe Morelli : Steph? Stephanie? Plum?

  [She reaches for the door] 

  Joe Morelli : No, don't you even think about it!

  [he rips the rail out of the side of the truck and charges toward the door...] 

  Joe Morelli : Steph! No, no, no!

  [Which she closes and locks] 

  Joe Morelli : [pounding and banging]  Open the door! Open the goddamn door!

  Stephanie Plum : Aw, you had it coming, Cupcake!

• Joe Morelli : Oh, Jesus, Stephanie Plum! What the hell?

  Stephanie Plum : Wow, still charming!

  Joe Morelli : Oh, says the girl who ran me over with her car!

  Stephanie Plum : That was an accident, my foot slipped.

  Joe Morelli : Accident, my ass! You jumped the goddamn curb and broke my leg in three different places! I think of you every time it rains.

  Stephanie Plum : See? That right there! Almost charming, but not quite.

• Stephanie Plum : You're in violation of your bond agreement. I'm gonna need you to come with me.

  Joe Morelli : [laughs]  Vinnie sent *you* to bring me in?

  Stephanie Plum : Yeah. You think that's funny?

  Joe Morelli : Yeah, I do! And I gotta tell you, I could use a good joke these days, because I haven't had a lot to laugh about lately, you know what I mean?

• [Stephanie is driving her latest FTA to the police station in Morelli's "commandeered" Explorer. He catches up to her in traffic] 

  Joe Morelli : Are you freaking nuts? This is my car!

  Stephanie Plum : Then go call the cops!

  [He puts his hands on the window, she rolls it up] 

  Joe Morelli : This is my... oh, God damn it! This is my vehicle!

  Stephanie Plum : It's mine for the time, Morelli! Suck it!

  Joe Morelli : Oh, my God! Is that guy naked? He better be wearing pants. You better be wearing pants, pal!

  William Earling : Ah, lighten up, son! Fresh air is good for the boys.

  Stephanie Plum : Hey, we're headed to the police station now. So if you want to follow us there, that'd be great. It'd make my job a lot easier.

  Joe Morelli : Open the door!

  Stephanie Plum : [points to the light]  I've gotta go. It was great to see you.

  Joe Morelli : Get out!

  Stephanie Plum : See you soon!

  [She drives away] 

• Stephanie Plum : Hey, listen to me-!

  Joe Morelli : No, you listen to me!

  Stephanie Plum : God!

  Joe Morelli : I'd cut my own throat before I'd let you bring me into custody! Because, number one, I'm a cop! You know what happens to cops in jail? Not pretty. And number two, you're the last person I'd let collect the money. Because you're a goddamn lunatic who ran me over because I didn't call after I nailed you! We're ancient history, like the Pyramids, baby!

• Joseph Morelli : [Stephanie Plum is bringing in an elderly exhibitionist in Joe Morelli's car, which she has stolen. Morelli catches up and is standing outside the car demanding that she open up]  Oh my God! Is that guy naked? He better be wearing pants. *You better be wearing pants pal!*

  William Earling : Ah, lighten up son. Fresh air is good for the boys.

• [Morelli tosses Stephanie's car keys into a dumpster, then drives away] 

  Joe Morelli : Good to see you, Cupcake!

  Stephanie Plum : [throwing a rock at the car]  You're an animal!