Kyle Howard: Bobby Newman

Quotes 

• Stephanie Layne : How can people be so callous.

  Mike Callahan : Well, you tell me, because I was sick as a dog and none of YOU seem concerned. I mean, my fever was goin' so high I started to hallucinate.

  P.J. Franklin : I called you EVERY single day and you told me you were fine and to stay away.

  Bobby Newman : Yeah, when I called there, you were hosting a diner party with your Crimean war buddies.

  [Andy's cat cries out] 

  Mike Callahan : Does anybody else hear that?

  [Stephanie shrugs, PJ shakes her head] 

  Mike Callahan : Oh, my God, I'm still in my room. I never made it out!

  Brendan Dorff : Mike, it's okay. You're back, buddy. Okay, you're with your friends PJ, and Bobby, and Lord Cardigan.

• Bobby Newman : If you want immortality, you're gonna need to find a vampire.

  Brendan Dorff : Ugh. Dated, like, three of those.

• Bobby Newman : It's like my body turns fat into intensity.

  Kenny Morittori : Apparently my body turns fat into pain.