- As Valentine's Day approaches, it's all about romance, connections, hope, stolen kisses, heartbreak, and spite.
- Valentine's Day approaches. Kurt is sure Blaine is about to declare that he's attracted to Kurt. Puckerman puts the moves on Lauren with limited success. Fresh from leading the football team to victory, Finn opens a kissing booth and wants Quinn back to cement his hold on being Mr. Popular. Quinn waivers between Finn and Sam, while Santana hatches a plot to punish the cheaters, and Rachel realizes it's time to put Finn behind her.—<jhailey@hotmail.com>
- Open with Puck (Mark Salling) upset at himself for having a crush on Lauren (Ashley Fink). It turns out she wasn't into the fooling around when they did a "Seven Minutes in Heaven."
Finn (Cory Monteith) might still have feelings for Quinn (Dianna Agron) and is thinking of ways to get her away from Sam () tells Kurt (Chris Colfer) there is a person he's known a short while for whom he's starting to have feelings. He wonders if signing a valentine is okay. Kurt clearly hopes Blaine is talking about him.
This week's theme is love. Will (Matthew Morrison) wants the kids to pick a partner and sing to them what they believe to be the world's greatest love song. Finn says he's going to host a $1 kissing booth to raise money for Glee. This leads to an argument where the entire club rips Santana (Naya Rivera) for being mean.
Puck asks Lauren if she'll go to Breadsticks with him on Valentine's Day. She tells him he'll have to try harder to woo her.
During an emergency meeting of the Warblers council, Blaine tells the guys he's in love. He asks the group to help him serenade this person "off-campus." This is a huge request because the group hasn't performed in public in more than 80 years. Kurt tells the rest of the guys he thinks there is some benefit to playing in public.
Rachel (Lea Michele) and Mercedes (Amber Riley) point out to Kurt that Blaine probably isn't talking about him. Rachel is planning to dominate Finn's kissing booth. The girls want Kurt to scope out the guy Blaine actually likes. Mercedes thinks they both should focus on singing more than boys.
The male members of New Directions (led by Puck) perform Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls." Afterwards, Puck tells Lauren the song was dedicated to her. She said it made her feel like crap.
Quinn tells Finn she won't kiss him again.
Sam seems very jealous of Finn. He even questions why Quinn didn't pay for one kiss at Finn's booth. She says she will kiss Finn later.
Finn gives Rachel a kiss on the cheek at the booth. She's furious. She admits to still being in love with him. He gives her a present he ordered before they broke up. It's a star necklace. He says she's a star and thinks it makes sense for them to be alone for a while.
After complimenting each other having two of the best girlfriends in school, Artie (Kevin McHale) and Mike (Harry Shum Jr.) perform Michael Jackson's "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)."
Lauren and Santana get into a fight. Santana doesn't fare well. Puck begs Lauren to go out with him. She says she'll consider it if he makes a formal presentation.
Quinn gets a kiss from Finn (with Sam watching) at the booth. Fireworks go off for both of them, but she plays it off like no big deal. She then sneaks back and tells Finn to meet her the following day in the auditorium.
The guy Blaine likes is a Gap employee named Jeremiah. The Warblers help Blaine serenade him at work with Robin Thicke's "When I Get You Alone." Afterwards, Jeremiah tells Blaine he's been fired. He adds nobody at his work knew he was gay and it would matter since Blaine is "underage."
Santana figures out Quinn and Finn have something going on behind the scenes. She kisses a kid with mono to get his germs and then goes to Finn at the kissing booth.
Puck finally gets Lauren to agree to dinner with him for the night before Valentine's Day.
Quinn and Finn meet-up in the auditorium. Before they start to fool around, she points out they're cheating. She thinks she loves Sam but isn't sure, which is why she won't dump him yet. They kiss.
Kurt tells Blaine he thought he was the guy Blaine wanted to ask out. Blaine says he's never been anyone's boyfriend. Neither has Kurt. Blaine says he's not good at romance and doesn't "want to screw this up." Kurt has a suggestion for something they can do on Valentine's Day.
Puck gets stood up by Lauren and fools around with a waitress.
Finn kissed every girl in school. He seems sick. Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz) sings "My Funny Valentine" and begins to sob. She collapses on the floor, overcome with love. Both Finn and Quinn start to feel ill. Santana gleefully points out it's probably mono, a disease that probably wouldn't be passed by a peck at a kissing booth.
The nurse tells Finn and Quinn they have mono. Quinn tells him nothing can happen between them until they figure things out with Sam and Rachel.
Puck tells Lauren he likes her for being a badass. She says she's not looking for someone to fool around with and wants to take it slow. She agrees to see him on Valentine's Day "as friends."
Rachel asks a loopy-sick Finn what is was like when he kissed Quinn. He pauses when Rachel asks if there were fireworks when he kissed her. She says this frees her up to focus on music and helps with her song selection.
Rachel sings Katy Perry's "Firework."
At Breadsticks, Kurt sings with the Warblers for the restaurant's Lonely Heart's Dinner. They perform Wing's "Silly Love Songs." We see Puck and Lauren getting along well at dinner.
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