The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Wildebeest Implementation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• [about a pair of shoes] 

  Penny : Ooh, these are cute. Of course, if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Did I tell you Priya invited me and Howard to have dinner with her and Leonard?

  Penny : Oh, that's nice.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : No it's not. It's a strategic maneuver. Leonard's new girlfriend is testing Bernadette's loyalty to you and the group. That bitch is crafty.

• Penny : Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I wish. A clique requires friends. I didn't have any.

  Penny : No?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I used to take my lunch down to the maintenance room and eat with the janitor. It was nice until his wife called me a puta and made me stop.