Friends with Benefits (2011)

Mila Kunis: Jamie

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Quotes 

• Jamie : Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?

  Dylan : They do, it's called porn.

• Dylan : Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?

  Jamie : History, personal experience, romantic comedies.

• Dylan : Breasts.

  Jamie : Really? I think they're so tiny.

  Dylan : They're still breasts.

  Jamie : Thank you!

• Jamie : I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love.

  [sees posters for "The Ugly Truth" on a wall] 

  Jamie : Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!

• Jamie : Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made?

  Dylan : It's not. T-Mobile. Two years. And fuck do I regret that one!

• Jamie : Oh... my butt.

  Dylan : What?

  Jamie : My butt!

  Dylan : Really?

  Jamie : No! My butt is cramping. Can you grab a pillow?

  Dylan : [puts a pillow in her low back]  So... there is not butt?

  Jamie : NO.

• Jamie : I have the perfect body for Photoshop. This

  [face] 

  Jamie : gets more angular, these

  [legs] 

  Jamie : get longer and this

  [nose] 

  Jamie : gets way more Christian.

• Jamie : Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A.

  [Everybody boos him] 

  Jamie : He's the reason I can afford all this beer!

  [Everybody cheers him] 

• [from trailer] 

  Tommy : The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small.

  Jamie : We're not together.

  Tommy : That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize.

• Lorna : I'm hungry... got any gin?

  Jamie : It's in the kitchen.

• Police officer : This is the LAPD. You are trespassing. Get down from the sign.

  Jamie : We gotta jump.

  [Jamie jumps down from the sign] 

  Jamie : Dylan, jump!

  Dylan : I'm f-frozen!

  Police officer : Come on, get down! Sir, this is your last warning.

  Jamie : Use the ladder!

  Dylan : I have a fear of heights! Also, he-he-helicopters! They don't make sense to me!

  Jamie : What do you mean you have a fear of heights? Why would you come up here?

  Dylan : You called me a pu-pussy!

• Jamie : I'm pulling up my bible app.

  Dylan : You have a bible app?

  Jamie : Yes I am a good girl.