What Happens Next (I) (2011)

Wendie Malick: Elise

Quotes 

• Elise : I do not understand. And, I am just telling you, right now, that if you are even considering having some sort of a mid life crisis, then I am going to have a full-blown nervous breakdown.

  Paul : Is that the same nervous breakdown you've been working on for twenty-five years?

• Ruthie : You ever hear of PFLAG?

  Elise : No, and I don't think I like the sound of it, either.

  Ruthie : No-no-no, it's... it's for people like you. You know, people who have a friend or a family member who's gay and they don't know what the hell to do.

• Andy : You can't even say it, can you?

  Elise : Well, of course I can.

  Andy : Then say it?

  Elise : But this is just silly.

  Andy : Say it!

  Elise : All right. G-A-Y - "gay." Are you happy now?

  Andy : [evenly]  I'm overjoyed.