The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Poster

Armie Hammer: Illya



  • Illya Kuryakin : [as Solo cracks a safe]  Did you disable the alarm?

    Napoleon Solo : There's no alarm on the 307.

    [alarm immediately begins wailing] 

    Illya Kuryakin : ...Loving your work, Cowboy.

  • [Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms] 

    Napoleon Solo : [shows him electronic bugs]  These. Are. Russian-made.

    Illya Kuryakin : One moment.

    [leaves and returns] 

    Illya Kuryakin : [shows him electronic bugs]  These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.

  • Napoleon Solo : [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged]  Take it like a pussy.

    Illya Kuryakin : This is NOT the Russian way.

  • Illya Kuryakin : [about having to get mugged]  A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!

  • Gaby Teller : [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter]  What are you doing down there?

    Illya Kuryakin : Trying not to get lost.

  • Illya Kuryakin : [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room]  Looks like he fixed the short.

    Napoleon Solo : Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.

  • Illya Kuryakin : Good night, little chop shop girl.

  • Gaby Teller : About last night...

    Illya Kuryakin : [smiles]  I like my women strong.

  • Illya Kuryakin : [driving a boat]  Hold on, Cowboy!

    [Solo falls off] 

  • [Kuryakin prepares a wardrobe for Gaby] 

    Napoleon Solo : It won't match.

    Illya Kuryakin : It doesn't have to match.

  • Illya Kuryakin : Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.

    Napoleon Solo : Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.

  • Uncle Rudi : I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?

    Napoleon Solo : I never thought I'd be glad to see you.

    Illya Kuryakin : [behind Rudi]  You need help, Cowboy?

  • Napoleon Solo : I absolutely hated working with you, Peril.

    Illya Kuryakin : You're a terrible spy, Cowboy.

  • Illya Kuryakin : You're trembling...

    Gaby Teller : That's because I'm scared!

    Illya Kuryakin : It's going to be okay.

  • Illya Kuryakin : I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.

    Napoleon Solo : I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...

  • [a drunk Gaby annoys Illya] 

    Illya Kuryakin : [to Gaby]  Don't make me put you over my knee...

    Gaby Teller : So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle.

    [cut to Gaby and Illya fighting] 

  • [Illya tries to put a ring on Gaby] 

    Gaby Teller : We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! Besides, I don't have a ring! It was stolen, remember?

    Illya Kuryakin : A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancée a new ring, as soon as he could.

  • Illya Kuryakin : Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor?

    [discovers a switch to a secret passage] 

  • Illya Kuryakin : [as Gaby is getting drunk and dancing]  You're not in East German Chop Shop anymore!

    Gaby Teller : Still no drink?

    Illya Kuryakin : Don't make me put you over my knee!

    Gaby Teller : So you don't want to dance, but you do want to wrestle.

    Illya Kuryakin : No I did not say th-

    [Gaby rushes and tackles Illya] 

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