The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
Armie Hammer: Illya
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Quotes
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Illya Kuryakin : [as Solo cracks a safe] Did you disable the alarm?
Napoleon Solo : There's no alarm on the 307.
[alarm immediately begins wailing]
Illya Kuryakin : ...Loving your work, Cowboy.
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[Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms]
Napoleon Solo : [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. Russian-made.
Illya Kuryakin : One moment.
[leaves and returns]
Illya Kuryakin : [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.
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Napoleon Solo : [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged] Take it like a pussy.
Illya Kuryakin : This is NOT the Russian way.
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Illya Kuryakin : [about having to get mugged] A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!
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Gaby Teller : [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter] What are you doing down there?
Illya Kuryakin : Trying not to get lost.
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Illya Kuryakin : [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room] Looks like he fixed the short.
Napoleon Solo : Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.
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Napoleon Solo : I absolutely hated working with you, Peril.
Illya Kuryakin : You're a terrible spy, Cowboy.
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Gaby Teller : About last night...
Illya Kuryakin : [smiles] I like my women strong.
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Uncle Rudi : I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?
Napoleon Solo : I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
Illya Kuryakin : [behind Rudi] You need help, Cowboy?
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Illya Kuryakin : [driving a boat] Hold on, Cowboy!
[Solo falls off]
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Illya Kuryakin : Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.
Napoleon Solo : Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.
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Illya Kuryakin : You're trembling...
Gaby Teller : That's because I'm scared!
Illya Kuryakin : It's going to be okay.
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Illya Kuryakin : Good night, little chop shop girl.
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[Kuryakin prepares a wardrobe for Gaby]
Napoleon Solo : It won't match.
Illya Kuryakin : It doesn't have to match.
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Illya Kuryakin : I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.
Napoleon Solo : I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...
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[a drunk Gaby annoys Illya]
Illya Kuryakin : [to Gaby] Don't make me put you over my knee...
Gaby Teller : So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle.
[cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]
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[Illya tries to put a ring on Gaby]
Gaby Teller : We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! Besides, I don't have a ring! It was stolen, remember?
Illya Kuryakin : A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancée a new ring, as soon as he could.
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Illya Kuryakin : [as Gaby is getting drunk and dancing] You're not in East German Chop Shop anymore!
Gaby Teller : Still no drink?
Illya Kuryakin : Don't make me put you over my knee!
Gaby Teller : So you don't want to dance, but you do want to wrestle.
Illya Kuryakin : No I did not say th-
[Gaby rushes and tackles Illya]
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Illya Kuryakin : Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor?
[discovers a switch to a secret passage]