Community (TV Series)
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design (2010)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Dean Pelton : The point is, you will not be receiving credit for your independent study: "Conspiracy Theories in U.S. History."
Jeff Winger : What? Why not?
Dean Pelton : Because the class doesn't exist and neither does the teacher, Professor Professorson?
Jeff Winger : What? That's his name.
Dean Pelton : [pitifully] Oh.
Jeff Winger : It's Dutch. I think it means professor.
Dean Pelton : I think it means poppycock.
Britta Perry : The ultimate Jeff Winger blow-off class: the one that doesn't exist.
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Troy Barnes : It's still cool if I sleep over at your place tonight, right?
Abed Nadir : Totally. Hey, since we're both done with classes, we can start the sleepover right now.
Troy Barnes : Let's get in our pajamas and build a blanket fort!
Abed Nadir : Let's do it.
Britta Perry : [sarcastically] A blanket fort. Wow!
Abed Nadir : You can come hang out in it with us later if you want.
Britta Perry : Uh, thanks, but I think I'll find something more grown up to do.
Troy Barnes : Hmph. Okay, enjoy eating fiber and watching "The Mentalist."
[Abed and Troy exit]
Shirley Bennett : Britta, that wasn't nice.
Britta Perry : I'm sorry, Shirley, but who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny Underoos?
Dean Pelton : [Dean Pelton enters] Hello...
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Dean Pelton : Agnes, cancel all my appointments.
Agnes : What appointments?
Dean Pelton : ...Wishful thinking.
