The Dictator (2012)
Anna Faris: Zoey
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Quotes
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General Aladeen : You seem educated.
Zoey : Yes, I went to Amherst.
General Aladeen : I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
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[last lines]
General Aladeen : Are you okay, my love? What did you step on?
Zoey : Oh, yes! No, no. It's my people's tradition. We always smash a glass at weddings. I'm Jewish!
General Aladeen : What?
Zoey : Mazel tov! Are you okay?
General Aladeen : That's fine. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love.
[hugs her while signaling for her to be executed]
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Zoey : The police here are such fascists!
General Aladeen : Yeah right, and not in a good way.
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Zoey : [yelling at the police] Is it a crime to be proud of your job?
General Aladeen : Actually in Wadiya it's a capital offense.
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Zoey : This is my store. This is a free earth collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.
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Zoey : [after finding out Allison Burgers is General Aladeen] Oh my god! You lied to me... and you're wanted for war crimes!
General Aladeen : Please. That stuff never sticks.
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Zoey : [yelling at the police after Aladeen is arrested] And I know this because I majored in Fem Lit!
